A new city… a new hope.
We have managed to find our way into a new city in Colombia and to be honest with you, I don’t know the name of it. It’s some small place near Santa Marta and it’s so fucking hot, I just want to curl up into a ball and die. I’m not sure but the city may be called “Hell” or maybe the “Surface of the Sun.” I’d have to look at the map to be sure, but you can count on it being one of those two. Of all my travels, I have yet to feel heat like this. It’s incredible.
In case you don’t know, hot water is not something that is normal here. They have Normal water, and that means that it is of normal temperature. What ever that means because it’s still cold. I have not had a HOT shower since I got here and I always cry about cold showers until I got to this city. Now I’m taking an ice cold shower every 4 hours.
But you don’t care about that, you want to hear about the girls right? Fuuuuuuuck! They are everywhere here! Shakin’ their bon bon in the discos, the streets, brothels, the malls, bus stops… it’s unreal. I’m going to go out to shoot just some normal girls and your going to poke your eyes out when you see how hot they are.
Wait… news coming in right now… hold on.
Sand (my trusted Colombian gigolo and procurer of all things fine) just came and told me there is a model show, a real modeling show, happening right now down the street! I gotta go! I’ll grab the cam and post photos later. It’s about to go down!
Suddenly it doesn’t feel so hot.