Got my ass kicked by a ladyboy
So I got my ass kicked by a ladyboy. So what?
She studied Muay Thai for 8 years, I studied Nintendo.
Truth be told, it wasn’t even much of a fight, it was more like a fast massacre.
She was at least nice enough to make me dinner after she tenderized my face. Jenny may be all the nasty things I have said in the past, but she is also an incredible cook. Though afterward, the truth came out that she whacked off on the chicken before she cooked it.
Hell is… getting your ass kicked by a girl with a bigger cock than yours.
Fuckin’ ladyboys. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em.