Colombian Transsexuals
If you have ever worked with T-Girls before, you may think many of them are a pain in the ass. Trust me, you do not know what a pain in the ass is until you have tried to work with a Colombian transsexual. There is a reason you see very few Colombian trannies showing up in DVDs and online. The smarter producer bypass these whack jobs and head to Brazil and Argentina, and truth be told, Brazil is full of nut job trannies as well but I’ve never seen anything like the fuck-ups we’ve encountered here.
It took us a long time to find guys insane enough to raw dog these T-Girls and now when I try to make the shoot happen, these fucking hormone unbalanced people go out of their way to mess it all up. I find guys to fuck them, I scout and find the T-girls, I round them all up and get them to the clinic so they can test for HIV (they all pass), and then when it comes time to shoot, they ALL flake in one form or another.
Even scouting them was a hassle. We had a brick thrown at our car, had a knife pulled on us, Kincade got punched. It’s been a cluster fuck just trying to talk to them.
Today was shoot #3 with a T-girl, the first two fell apart when they were a no show. At least this one showed up, but came 3 hours late and forgot her ID. I gave her taxi money (bad idea) to go back to her house and get it and we never saw her again. Her phone was turned off and the taxi money spent. Probably drugs. The crazy thing is that she does have an ID because we saw it when we first met.
It’s a shame I am not able to get these girls shot because some of them are stunning. 100% passable. A few Cuba Libres and you would never know the difference. Hell, even totally sober you probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. They are hot, no doubt about it.