Heathens Highway

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$300 Colombian Hookers

17 August 2005 by dwb

Yesterday I posted photos of these girls with retarded kids. What I forgot to post is that there was some pimp at the show telling us they will come to your room for $300 (USD) an hour. Being the trick that I am, I took his number and told him I would call him in a few days to line something up.

Which one? In the middle?

It is impossible for me to choose which one (or two) I will fuck. Just look at them!!!! I’m going to tell the pimp that I’ll take the one that will let me blow a load in her pussy and see what he says. I’ll even pay extra for that.

How can you choose?

I’ve let women who don’t look anywhere near as good as these whores ruin my life and try to kill me. The way I see it, I’m drawn to that sort of a woman so I may as well get the most expensive, reckless and hottest one I can find. Right? I mean, look at them. I know they are expensive to “keep” but God damn, it just may be worth it for 6 months or so until you get tired of fucking her.

Peep the one on the far right. OMG!

Wow indeed.

Honestly, if I didn’t have work to do today I’d be shacked up smoking weed and drinking rum with 2 of these hookers right now.

This one may be THE ONE...

Creampie material

I almost feel bad saying this, but if you have a woman at home, stop reading right now and go into the room where she is and punch her right in the mouth. I’m usually not one to condone violence against females (unless they throw first) but I’d just wanna kill myself if I was a chick and got a look at these hookers.

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