Hateful ex-girlfriends
These are hateful things that evil women like to say after a breakup:
1) By the way… I have herpes.
2) I’m pregnant with your child!
3) You never made be cum, I faked every orgasm.
4) My new boyfriend makes me cum harder that I ever have in my life.
And these are the ones that I could care less about:
3) You never made be cum, I faked every orgasm.
4) My new boyfriend makes me cum harder that I ever have in my life.
Because to be honest, I could care less if the whore got off or not. I got mine and that’s pretty much all that matters.
But number 2 is the funniest one in the event you have had a vasectomy and she doesn’t know about it. A friend of mine had that happen to him.