Owned by a deaf, mute hooker
I was told to shut up today by a deaf / mute Thai prostitute. Seriously.
She put her fingers on my lips, squeezing them shut, then used her other hand to motion “no, no, no” with her big finger.
Incredible.
What bothers me the most is, why would she even care? It’s not like she could hear what I was saying. And why in the hell was I trying to talk to her in the first place?
If you haven’t banged a deaf / mute yet, get on it. They make some strange noises.