Sometimes I make porn and stuff. Sometimes I just ramble.
Oops.
Where I come from, if you’re gonna kill a man, you at least stay awake while you have other people do your dirty work.
What good is condemning your enemy to death if you’re not the last thing he sees before you put him to sleep?
Uh oh.
Talk about getting out of town in the nick of time.
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I saw this coming and only have 2 words for all of the parties involved in this case: “Forensic Evidence”
Next time you may want to do a little of that before you bring someone around the world and create a media frenzy. The guy is a pedo for sure, but a little homework would have saved a lot of time, effort, money and embarrassment.
Lets chalk this one up as a Forensic Fail.
Like the rest of the world, I have been watching CNN and all they are talking about (when they are not discussing the pedo John Marc Karr from Thailand) is how this latest foiled terror plot would have been worse than 9-11.
Then I laugh and head for the DVD shelf and pull out Team America.
Team America fans may recall the following quotes:
Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that’s…
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
And my favorite:
Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356.
Chris: My God, that’s… I don’t even know what that is!
Kim Jong Il: Nobody does!
Every time I hear them talking about the attack would have been worse than 9-11, I can’t help but laugh and watch Team America one more time.
Fuck ya!
So I wake up today to hear that John Mark Karr was captured in Thailand for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey 10 years ago. Not news that surprises me but what did send bumps down my neck is that he was living in The Blooms, which also doubles as a short time hotel for fucking whores. Though I have no idea who this guy is, I am guilty of doing despicable things to Thai prostitutes in this very hotel.
Though it seems like a playground for those trying to escape something and hide, Thailand is not really the right place to “disappear,” at least not these days. At one time it was but now one must flee deep into Cambodia or Laos if you truly want to fade away into nothing. My bet is that he went there anyway on holiday to bang little girls, but that is just my opinion. His mistake was not living there and trying to work in Thailand.
This guy looks like a fruit cake to me. I’m going to go out on a limb and say he’s a mental case and may not be the guy they are looking for.
Another canceled launch.
Unlike Mike South (mikesouth.com), I am not a rocket scientist and I have never worked at NASA. Maybe one of you smart folks could explain to me, as if I am three years old, why the space shuttle can fly in space, but not in the rain.
It has parts that crack, parts that break, the foam panels get messed up… all while flying around 17500 miles per hour. But if there is a slight chance of rain or clouds, the launch is canceled.
It can orbit the earth at amazing speeds and get hit with space debris in the process, yet the thing simply falls apart while sitting on the launch pad, and rain will stop a launch. I don’t understand.
I’m all ears if anyone would like to take the time to explain this to me. Mike?
Well, he didn’t technically have a baby, don’t be fucking stupid, but he did father one.
He stopped by today to show off his son. I think he takes after his mamma.
What do you think?
A woman who lives but a few minutes from me was arrested today for not paying ONE DOLLAR ($1) in taxes. Unreal.