Sometimes I make porn and stuff. Sometimes I just ramble.
When dudes are uploading tube videos of themselves beating off to your videos, you can pat yourself on the back and bask in the sweet warm glow of success.
I’m not going to watch this guy rub one off to find out, but if any of you do and he shoots his load on his screen, please post a comment here about it. It would bring Kincade great joy to know his face was covered in man juice.
I have been trying to shoot very little in Thailand these days, but when I do, I like to shoot 1 or 2 movies to pay for my travel expenses. Usually about 5 minutes into the first shoot I find myself thinking, “Why are you doing this? Why are you wasting your time with this bubble gum porn?” Then by the end of the shoot I confirm with myself that it really is not worth the money.
For starters, Thai people are just not sexual. Yea, they will blow darts out of their ass on stage for all to see, but off stage they are generally shy and not really into porn. And yea, they know how to dress like whores, but most of them have no clue what “sexy” really means, even after Justin Timberlake recently brought it back. And yea, there are more prostitutes here selling ass than probably anywhere else on earth, but that doesn’t mean they want to make porn or are any good at it.
They often look the opposite of where you ask them to look, cum without warning, complain they hurt, show up late, leave early, lie about everything and try to pass off bogus IDs on you, and then steal something on the way out the door just for the sake of stealing. And I pay them to do this.
This trip started as a vacation with my brother and turned into another trip from hell. Due to the restrictions on my award ticket, I was not able to go home to care of the problem in my living room. You remember, the one were my ceiling collapsed and it rained in my living room for two weeks while the house sat empty. It still sits a mess, mildewing as I type this.
Luckily my good friend here let me use his gear to shoot a couple of movies to offset my costs. The least I can do for his generosity is give him a link to his site, so please visit OnProbation.com.
Mr. Kincade cashed in some miles to come over for 10 days to help me work. His second day here, he pinched a nerve in his back and is just now getting back on his feet, but he’s still in a lot of pain.
Then I saw this God awful mess.
This once again made me question it all. Here is a tranny who does not care enough about herself to get this taken care of. This is quite possibly the worst case of “something” I have ever seen.
Of course she did not even tell me about this and let me get through 75 photos before I went down for that tranny under shot to see her balls, then SURPRISE!
This dumb cunt actually thought she could do a wack-off scene for me and it would not be noticed.
Out of the goodness of my tiny Grinch heart, I paid her 2000 baht to go to the doctor, but we both knew she was going to by yaabaa (drugs) with it and it would be smoked before the sun would rise.
How could you have this on your nuts and NOT be taking care of it? I mean, look at this shit, you know it hurts, but she is still out selling her asshole every night. Unreal.
It’s very difficult to get motivated to work with people who show up with shit like this on their body and try to lie to you about it, then steal your deodorant on the way out the door.
Amazing Thailand.
Since all of my Yahoo e-mail accounts decided to not work today, I spent some time cleaning up my computer, getting rid of shit I don’t need or use and trying to find out what keeps making it crash. I couldn’t believe how much shit I keep on this thing, I mean it’s fucking filled with porn from me, my friends, the internet, DVD covers, you name it, from all over the world.
Then it hit me, my computer has The Clap.
Knowing how to deal with this from first hand experience I quickly ran to the medicine cabinet to fetch 1000mg of Zithromax and 500mg Ciprofloxin, and ground them into dust.
I then sprinkled that dust into my keypad and left my baby alone for a few hours and wouldn’t you know… clean as a whistle. No more crashes and it’s running like it was fresh out of the box. I can’t say the same for Yahoo, but at least all my systems are GO.
During the clean I found some pics back when I used to film in the USA and actually had fun in the process. Back when the girls enjoyed sucking cock, eating pussy, swallowing sperm and liked to fuck in general. But ahhhh, those days are gone. This one is from my interracial site (TheDirtyWhiteBoy.com) and here very soon it’s getting a long overdue face lift. That site is old as the internet but God damn, it still makes sales. 
These two girls were among my favorites and the coolest to work with. The white one cleaned up her act, found Jesus and actually came to my house to apologize to me once about her behavior. Very strange. I would of accepted a blow job and she could have skipped the forgiveness. I hope she’s found the peace she was searching for.
The black girl, well, I don’t know what happened to her. She was a damn good make-up artist and would do most of the black girls make-up before I shot them. Cool chick, I hope she’s doing alright. Very cool chick.
I desperately want to film some big ass black girls soon. I’m having withdraws and I’m masturbating violently several times a day thinking about black girls. Well, in-between my violent rub off sessions while thinking about big boobed Japanese girls. I guess either one would do the trick right about now.
Anything but Thai girls. Hell, I’ll even come over and film you fucking your old lady if you want. Just let me know!
Famed researcher Dr. Robert Hare stated in his 1993 book Without Conscience: The Disturbing World of the Psychopaths Among Us that many, if not most people in the adult film industry are clinical psychopaths (he also included prisons, stock markets, and even politics as areas with above normal psychopath populations).
He describes psychopaths as “intraspecies predators who use charm, manipulation, intimidation, and violence to control others and to satisfy their own selfish needs. Lacking in conscience and in feelings for others, they cold-bloodedly take what they want and do as they please, violating social norms and expectations without the slightest sense of guilt or regret.”
According to Hare, people in the adult film industry, including producers, frequently exhibit traits common to psychopaths, including superficial charm, constant need for stimulation and instant gratification, sexual promiscuity, lack of anxiety, lack of remorse or guilt, short term marriages, inability to sustain relationships, impulsivity, irresponsibility, and substance abuse.
Yup… that pretty much hits the nail on the head.
More info about porn actors: Wikipedia
Since the last post it struck me that I have never shared my favorite site on the internet with you.
I’m talking about my all time, number one, I could do without every other site online as long as I had this one…
This free site is my house of worship. I pray daily to this site and all of the thick, big tittied Japanese women on it. This is holy cyberspace and I treat it as such.
Take a look for yourself at some of the galleries on the site and feast your eyes on the most glorious tits in Japan.
You may find that it is time to change your religion. But I warn you my brothers… if you are already into big boobed Asian girls , proceed with extreme caution, this is a slippery slope.
Today I started shooting some make-up scenes for a gay movie I made and 2 of the scenes did not turn out as wanted. I was supposed to shoot with Allan, one of the Brazilian boys, but he was unable to shoot and I had no choice but to use another Thai boy.
My Thai assistant went out and found a top and a bottom. Both were good looking boys, one of them so gay he left a trail of rainbow flames behind him as he walked around the room. “Intergalactic uber gay” are the words I am looking for.
I shot the solo photos and started into the scene where I was planning to shoot the BJ footage, then stop and do the BJ photos, then move on. Being that they were inexperienced, I would have to walk them through this step by step. Not a problem, I’m used to working this way.
The first boy sucks the hell out of the other boys cock, and when it comes time to switch the other boy says, “can not do, I not gay.”
WHAT THE FUCK!!??!!??
So this freaking little boy refuses to suck the other boys cock because all of a sudden he is not gay.Besides the fact that he works at a gay bar. Besides the fact he is a gay prostitute. Besides the fact he said he was gay. Besides the fact he was just letting another boy blow him on video… he is now saying he is not gay.
Then it hits me. Even the gay boys pull this stunt!
The girls do it all the time. So do some of the ladyboys. The lazy whores will tell you anything you want to hear until they get to the room and then they say they can’t do this or that, after they told you they already can. Tell you they will do anal and then when it comes time to stick it in their ass say they don’t do anal and can’t do anal. The trick is for them to bullshit you into paying their bar fine, getting them out of the bar, and paying them for doing less work. Or even better, no work at all.
Some of them then want you to pay them full price so they can leave without having to work. This is very common these days and a damn good whore trick. I mean really… what are you going to do, call the police on them? And they know this. The boys are no exception to this rule it appears.
So I lose my cool on this scamming little fuck and tell him at least he has to jerk him off and fuck him. I let him slide on the cock sucking, because while that is gay to him, the other acts are not.
He jacks him off a little but neither of the boys have any wood at all.
Fuck.
The scene just went to total shit. I want to murder them both.
I’m not one to give up on a scene, so we tough it out until there is a little wood and we can somewhat finish this sorry excuse for a scene. The “straight boy” was finally able to cum, and the other boy, the intergalactic uber gay boy, beat his limp dick for an hour and could not cum. I called it a wrap.
As they were getting dressed, the intergalactic uber gay boy admits to being awake for 3 days on drugs.
Then the phone rings, it is John T Bone.
John: I just had the worst shoot.
Me: What happened?
John: It was 6 people, 2 girls and 4 boys… bi sex.
Me: And…
John: We spent all day shooting photos and 30 minutes into the scene when it came time for the boys to start fucking, they told me they couldn’t do it because they were not gay.
Me: The exact thing happened to me today! Wow. Maybe they called each other this morning and planned it out. Boyztown is out to get us I have heard.
John: They wasted my entire day. This was a big event, lots of planning. They all said they were gay! Fucking liars, all of them.
Me: What’s the cat think about this?
John: The cat is gone. Jenny ate him for real this time.
Me: So your boys were not gay AND Jenny ate the cat for real?
John: Yup, I think so. He had such a bright future ahead of him.
Me: Fuck. Your day was worse than mine. I need a blow job and a massage, wanna go get a Soapy?
John: Can’t, I have four more boys coming over now to finish the scene. I may throw one off my balcony just to prove a point.
Me: And what point would that be?
John: That they had better suck cocks when I say to start sucking cocks.
Me: Best of luck with that one, sorry about the cat. I hope twinks can fly, I hear some of them can.
(I really read that somewhere)
That was the last I heard of him… 8 hours ago. We both had been fooled by the Boyztown Punk’d Posse.
Hell is… shooting gay porn with boys who are not gay.
Last night I was going to work with a girl who I have shot several times before. She may be one of, if not the sweetest girl I have met in Thailand.
Lets call her Noi.
Noi always remembers my birthday and will even call me in the USA if I am not here. Very rare.
Noi never forgets me on Christmas and even knows that I collect images and small statues of Buddha, and buys a surprise gift for me from time to time.
Noi is hot but she was never was my girlfriend. She is just a friend with a big heart. She is girl who unfortunately made the wrong choice to sell her body in Thailand.
This past year she met a man from Switzerland who took her out of the bar scene and was living with her in Pattaya. After a few months he became very ill and left her with no notice. Poof. One day he was simply gone, and she was back to work.
Before I would take her to work again, I took her to the hospital to get a HIV. Noi tested HIV positive. I paid to have a Western Blot test which confirms the test. That was also positive.
Noi has HIV.
While we’ll never know exactly where she caught the virus, as she is a working girl, I only know that her previous tests were negative and only after she started dating the guy from Switzerland did she test positive. My guess is she caught it from him.
This was terribly sad news, but it is unfortunately part of life over here. She took it better than I expected her to, but she was upset, as you would expect.
Most of the girls who have tested HIV+ for us are usually found the very next day working in the same place we found them. We’ll often see them walking with customers, hand and hand, but I don’t dare say anything to the guy. It is not my place. He is a grown man who knows the risks and if he makes the wrong decision and catches HIV himself, he should have known better. It would also turn into a fight between the girl and I as she would see that as me taking away her money. And the last thing I want is an HIV+ girl violently attacking me.
Since you can pay off many doctors to stamp a positive test as a negative test here 500 baht, I have made it a habit to be in the room for the results. The down side of this is that I am there when the girls are told of their HIV+ status. That also means I am there to watch them fall apart or go right back to work as if nothing happened. Whatever their reaction, I don’t enjoy watching it.
While staying in Thailand I have known girls who have been killed, girls who are missing, girls who were sold into slavery, girls who escaped slavery, and a good handful of girls who are HIV positive. I see a girl almost daily who is slowly dying of AIDS, still making a poor attempt at selling her skeleton frame of a body, wearing full length shirts and pants to cover the lesions on her skin. Somehow, she is still able to turn tricks.
I also know a girl named Gale who knows she is HIV+ and continues to fuck her clients without condoms. All the girls in her bar know about it, as does the mamasan. She brags about it and says that she does not like the feel of condoms and what will happen will happen. Gale has an abortion every couple months. The bar owner, mamasan and the girls at the bar say nothing. I see her walking with men all the time and all I can think to myself is, “be smart brother, be smart.” Then I think about all the dirty holes I have recklessly thrown my cock into and wondered how many guys have thought the same as they see me walking by with a girl they know.
For as much fun as we have on the road shooting girls and living out all our wildest dreams, moments like really bring you back to reality for a short period of time and allows you to think with your big head instead of your small one.
I don’t know if Noi will take medicine or not for the virus. Many of the girls here don’t. But that is not something that concerns any of us. That is her choice. But what should concern those of you visiting Thailand and pulling girls from the bar is… will you be the one taking Noi back to your room?
We shot a crazy bitch today who would not stop sniffing one of those menthol things. “yaa-dom” is what they call it. I don’t know if that’s the right way to spell it, but that is how it’s pronounced.
What a pain in the ass this whore was. She would not put on the clothes I set out for her because she simply did not like the colors.
The shoes were “too tall” for her, the shirt “too tight,” Kincades cock as “too big,” the lights were “too hot”… non fucking stop bitching from this dirt bag street whore.
At least we got the job done and she left with a cunt full of spunk.
I almost filmed my first snuff scene last night when this girl almost died from a heart condition.
Kincade was in her ass and drilling it pretty hard when her ticker just gave out on her and she could not breath. She collapsed. We stopped, my assistant gave her water and stayed with her for a while until she came back around. She was hyperventilating and holding her chest while it was pounding very hard. It was really scary.
She told us about some heart condition she has and hasn’t taken her medicine for a few days now. Smart move, whore.
Today’s lunch time discussion was about what we would have done with her body if she would have kicked the bucket right there.
The options we came up with are as follows:
[a] We dress her and let her have an accidental fall from the 7th story floor I am on. Police come, she was drunk, fell off… typical day in Thailand. No investigation.
[b] We wrap her in plastic, put her in the trunk of a car, which is lined in plastic, and toss her roadside somewhere along the beach. The cops would think it was just another dead hooker and there would be no investigation. This is Thailand, that is how it works.
[c] We call the police, explain we are making a porno and Mr. Kincade sodomized her to death. We have the video to prove it was an accident, so we would beg for mercy and hope for the best. We would probably spend the next 20 years behind bars in a Thai prison.
I’m not going to tell you what we decided, but you can make up your own mind as to what you would do.
A man can only see so much before he hits the point of no return.
I’m pretty sure I now have reached that point and jumped as far over it as my chunky pale white legs would take me.
There is my life before we shoved two hands and a cock up a ladyboy’s ass, followed by a foot the next day.
And then there is my life after we shoved two hands and a cock up a ladyboy’s ass, followed by a foot the next day.
Anyway… here is May and Jenny.
Just in case anyone forgot just what is going on over here.
I’d like to share this photo with you as a friendly reminder.
Any questions?
I was horrified, amazed and completely speechless after shooting my first gay scene. The guys have been teasing me saying that I will fucking boys soon, but I assure you that is simply not going to happen. Trust me on that one.
Nothing against the boys, but I simply love women too much to start screwing boys simply because I’m shooting them now.
I need to give my Brazilian boys a thumbs up. What we have done is shot the hardest gay movie to EVER come out of Asia. Take my word on that one. My two boys ripped these Thai twinks… um… new assholes. Throat gagging, vomiting, gaping assholes, coke cans shoved up asses, slapping, choking, spitting, feet in mouths, toes sucked, and a few boys leaving with bleeding assholes claiming that their “pussy hurt” as they limped out the door.
It’s rough.
I’m not sure what the title is going to be on this yet, and I don’t know how much of it the editor is going to leave in and how much will end up on the cutting room floor, but if you are into Asian boys being dominated and rectally destroyed… this one is for you.
Mr. Kincade tore up another one tonight. Her name is “Ice” and she left the shoot not a happy camper.
He roughed her up more than she liked, even though she said she liked it rough. Then he blasted her in the eye and gave her red eye. Very romantic.
I have a new guy that we need to break in. He is an Aussie and has never shot anything before, so my fingers are crossed that he will work out.
John T Bone is also here shooting right now and has some Brazilian boys who fuck like cave newts but they are also sucking off ladyboys and taking it in the ass. They swing both ways and fuck pretty hard so I may use them for a few shoots.
We found this skinny Thai girl at 7-11 buying a pack of gum and a sucker. It was almost too good to be true so after pinching Mr. Kincade on the nipple, I moved in for the kill.
Of course she was down to leave with us because lets face it… I have serious game. OK, so I don’t have game, but I do know how to sweet talk a hooker into getting in front of my lens… CASH!!!
Mr. Kincade broke her. This is documented on the video. I had to give her a head massage once when she had to stop because his big white cock was causing so much pain. Yea, she’s that tiny.
Kincaded finally blasted a HUGE load on her face and she took it like a champ, red eye and all. Even though we had to take a few breaks to let her work out the pain, the scene turned out OK. She’s so cute and little, it would have been hard to mess this one up.
Now she’s in my bed snuggled up to my hairy monkey leg while I make this post.
Tonight we found a beautiful little Thai cutie to shoot a hardcore video for us. I sent her through the usual channels and asked the usual questions to make sure we are on the same page. She went to the doctor for her HIV test, then to the store where I bought her new clothes and shoes for the shoot. Then she went to the salon to be made into a porno vixen.
That’s the routine.
After about 2 hours we made it back to my room to copy her ID and have her to sign a model release. All standard stuff before a shoot. Then the last thing I wanted her to do was go into the bathroom and shave her pussy bald, so off she went.
She walked out of the loo and right up to where I was sitting for a closer inspection to make sure all the hair in her ass crack was gone and low and fucking behold this girl had the worst case of genital warts anyone has ever seen in their life. Her pussy was a mess.
Her warts were slightly bloody from cutting some of them as she shaved but the area between her legs was just destroyed with warts. It was truly unbelievable.
I gave her 1500b ($40 USD) and explained to her that she needed to go right back to the doctor and get this taken care of. What she did after she left my room is anyone’s guess, but my guess is she went right back to the stroll to look for a customer.
And they wonder why we call them “whores.”
That reminds me, I still have an HIV post to make regarding some dirt bag whores who have HIV and are still fucking guys with no rubbers. That’s probably going to be a long one so it will have to wait until I’m in a shitty mood and feel like ranting.
It’s been so long since I worked with a real girl that I totally forgot how big a PAIN IN THE ASS they could be sometimes.
Freakin’ lazy ass dirt bags. All they have to do is get fucked, but I guess it’s too much effort to lay on their back and open their legs.
There is nothing worse than a lazy whore.
Well, maybe a broke pimp with no hoes, but a lazy whore is a solid runner up.
BTW… did I mention Kincade is back in town? He WRECKED this lazy bitch. Atta boy! The worst thing one of these fuck holes can do is get lazy on Mr K and he will unleash holy hell on them.
I am in Phuket right now shooting Ladyboys. So far I have lost 10lbs from sweat, had less that 4 hours of sleep in the last 72 hours and one of our Ladyboys almost perished during our first shoot. I saved her life and grabbed her arm as she literally fell off a cliff. No joke.
She blew me to show her thanks later in the evening. Then we snuggled until I came to my senses.
I’ll try to make a complete post about the shenanigans going on here tomorrow or the day after. Right now we’re knee deep in LB cack (yes, that is spelled correct) and we don’t have a lot of leisure time. Stay tuned.
Gotta run, my big boob Thai cum dumpster is rubbing her beautiful tits on my back and my cack is so hard it hurts. She says, “Sawadee Ka” to you and, “come fuck me now” to me.
Duty calls…..
Oops, I was wrong. I thought Pretty Little Latinas #35 was the last of our Colombian adventures (and a Brazilian scene or two), but somehow I forgot about a few chicas.
This is Pretty Little Latinas 36, and it’s out now.
All I seem to think about anymore is Asian school girls, so I slip up when it comes to things like Colombian hookers.
I should be ashamed of myself. Seriously.
After checking it out, I can say without a doubt that there are some hot girls on this DVD and some smoking hot bareback sex to match.
This is a must have for fans of the Pretty Little Latinas series.
Third World Media is pumping out DVDs faster than I can shoot them.
Here is Pretty Little Latinas #35, shot in Colombia.
If memory serves, this will be the last DVD from Colombia because right after this was shot we were raided and all of our footage and gear seized by the policia. All of the other footage was shipped home before the raid and this is what your getting here.
This DVD is kind of personal to me because both of the cover girls were my private cum dumpsters for most of the time we were there. I rotated them every few days. The one on the left was a phenomenal whore. She was a coke head, as many are in Colombia, but she was simply fantastic and would massage my cock with her pussy after I would cum in her. True talent. I’d put that whore on the national flag if I was the president down there.
Good times.
I hope I didn’t make any babies.
And yet another DVD hits the streets. This one was also shot in Colombia last year, with a bonus scene from a bad ass girl from Brazil.
Pretty Little Latinas 34
There is a girl in this DVD named Shalaby, who is married, works in a brothel, and tells her husband that she is going to school, so he sends her money to do so. That guy is going to beat her scandalous ass if he ever sees this scene.
Another one of the girls in the movie has a boyfriend who is a policeman.
Both of them had zero problems taking raw cock and pussies full of cum.
God bless whores.