Sometimes I make porn and stuff. Sometimes I just ramble.
Minus the used rubber on the tube and the void of natural heavy hanging tits, this is my kind of woman. Broke, messy, strung out, sexy, naked and with a big knife! My guess is that she’s a stripper.
I’d marry this dysfunctional whore.
As if a man needs more reasons to visit Japan, but here is another great reason.
3846 – Because you can you go all out in your Stormtrooper costume and still pull hot Japanese chicks dressed as sexy maids.
That is about as rad is it gets.
Enter the world of VegPorn.com
I took these photos last year with my friend Bin while we traveled up north around the Thai / Burmese border.
This tribe was incredible to see, but sad at the same time. Everyone thinks the rings around their neck stretches their neck, and if they are removed, they will die. That is not true. The rings are quite heavy and they compress their collar bones, giving the illusion of a stretched neck. You’ll see a handful of the women without them. Removing them will not kill them.
So does anyone know of any long neck brothels in Burma? Sorry, I mean Myanmar. I do, and I’m not sharing.
And what’s with these countries changing their names? Burma & Siam are bad ass names. Myanmar & Thailand are average at best. I have no idea who changed them or why, but for now, lets blame Bush.
Happy 2007 everyone!
The sign posted above is a real sign but they forgot the most important bit of information. In addition to not allowing the Ladyboys upstairs, they forgot to add: “And whatever you do, don’t ever, for any amount of money, let them in the back door.”
I would like to start 2007 with the following advice:
Don’t let the Ladyboys in your back door and you will have a wonderful and prosperous 2007.
Since all of my Yahoo e-mail accounts decided to not work today, I spent some time cleaning up my computer, getting rid of shit I don’t need or use and trying to find out what keeps making it crash. I couldn’t believe how much shit I keep on this thing, I mean it’s fucking filled with porn from me, my friends, the internet, DVD covers, you name it, from all over the world.
Then it hit me, my computer has The Clap.
Knowing how to deal with this from first hand experience I quickly ran to the medicine cabinet to fetch 1000mg of Zithromax and 500mg Ciprofloxin, and ground them into dust.
I then sprinkled that dust into my keypad and left my baby alone for a few hours and wouldn’t you know… clean as a whistle. No more crashes and it’s running like it was fresh out of the box. I can’t say the same for Yahoo, but at least all my systems are GO.
During the clean I found some pics back when I used to film in the USA and actually had fun in the process. Back when the girls enjoyed sucking cock, eating pussy, swallowing sperm and liked to fuck in general. But ahhhh, those days are gone. This one is from my interracial site (TheDirtyWhiteBoy.com) and here very soon it’s getting a long overdue face lift. That site is old as the internet but God damn, it still makes sales. 
These two girls were among my favorites and the coolest to work with. The white one cleaned up her act, found Jesus and actually came to my house to apologize to me once about her behavior. Very strange. I would of accepted a blow job and she could have skipped the forgiveness. I hope she’s found the peace she was searching for.
The black girl, well, I don’t know what happened to her. She was a damn good make-up artist and would do most of the black girls make-up before I shot them. Cool chick, I hope she’s doing alright. Very cool chick.
I desperately want to film some big ass black girls soon. I’m having withdraws and I’m masturbating violently several times a day thinking about black girls. Well, in-between my violent rub off sessions while thinking about big boobed Japanese girls. I guess either one would do the trick right about now.
Anything but Thai girls. Hell, I’ll even come over and film you fucking your old lady if you want. Just let me know!
Sure. Why not?
But if you’re not into this sort of thing, it may give you nightmares.
On the flip side, I’d rather be eaten alive by this odd group of Japanese hotties than a pack of real zombies.
This is the first look at the new Thai Special Forces and Home Guard units that were sent in to bring peace and order to The Kingdom Of Thailand.
Word has it that once they spread a nasty case of Gonorrhea throughout the land, The Kingdom will be theirs for the taking.
Apparently the guard units are also controlling the hospitals, clinics and pharmacies where all STD medicine is stored and administered.
“These whores were not messing around!” claims an American bystander who was nursing his cock wound outside of Nana Plaza. “They moved with such precision and speed, it was impossible to stop them!” said Yootapong Sanatari, a General in the Thai military.
I will post more as the story develops.
Reason #1283 to never, ever have children.
I can assure you with absolute certainty that if I did breed and they lived, my children would do something like this. Almost daily.
Lets hear it for vasectomies!
On 2nd thought, these may be my kids.
When I see this photo, I can’t help but think about my brother and I as kids and all the hell we must have caused my poor mother. Sorry mom.
Mam is a hot little 18 year old Thai teen who has been living with me on and off for a few weeks.
We’ve been taking a lot of photos of her, having some fun and thinking about building a site just for her.
We’ll see how things pan out, but for now we’re having good times and I’m getting to fill her little fuck box full of baby juice every night.
Do you ever have those days where you feel like you are face down in the sand, covered in cream, getting ass raped by a large brown dog wearing a funny hat, while all your friends are laughing and cheering on the dog?
I feel like that today.
Well, minus the funny hat part.
I slept like shit due to some bad food I ate late last night that kept me on the shitter puking out of both ends. Erg. I need to work today but my asshole is singing a different song. I’m sure this is all just Karma for the gay movie I shot last week.
Hell is… getting raped by a big brown dog while your friends rejoice.
So I’m banging this whore today on Soi 6 and she got pissed off at me because I did not wait for her to cum.
I told her that I PAY FOR SEX so I don’t have to pleasure the girl unless I want to out of the kindness of my heart. When I pay for sex, it’s all about ME.
Then I explained to her that if she wants ME to get HER off, that it was going to cost her the exact same amount I just paid her to get me off. She did not find that amusing and our time together ended on a sour note.
Tomorrow I will be taking her a complementary copy of the best selling book Selling Pussy For Dummies. Sure to be a best seller in Thailand. Maybe then she will understand her job duties and limits of her chosen profession.
But then again, I may be assuming too much by thinking she can read.
Greetings,
My name is Ronald McDonald and I am the mascot for McDonalds. My job is to put children at ease and to associate fun and happiness with our brand. In other words, I have been hired and paid over 200k a year to help make you fat and addicted to McDonalds food.
Part of my job is infiltrating foreign countries, such as yours, and whoring myself out in a manner that will make you love me and our food.
In Thailand, you can find me greeting each and every one you with the traditional “wai” as you enter our restaurant. This should put you at ease, make you smile, eat a burger, clog a few arteries and put on a few pounds. This is the American way. Trust me, you’ll love it.
We all know that rice is not putting any meat on your bones so please give us a try. I personally guarantee that we will fatten you up to look like an American. Just be sure to SUPER SIZE everything and you will be on the road to McBliss.
Love,
Ronald McDonald
P.S. Don’t forget to try our new McBuddha Burger with fried McRice, it is delicious.
Team America… Fuck ya!
I have a friend who just happens to know the cats who made the puppets for Team America. So while we were out for lunch, we stopped by and low and behold, there hung the Team America puppets. Very cool.
Without hesitation we went for the females and molested them, taking these pics along the way. This is all I’ll show of the molestation unless there is interest to see naked puppet bodies. But then I’d wonder about what kind of a sick fuck would want to watch us molest puppets. That could make things funny between us so lets just leave it here.
We played with these things for hours, recreating scenes from the movie and laughing until we cried, pissed, and then cried some more.
Enjoy the pics.
I was told this is the filthiest photo on the internet.
Photoshopped it may be, and disgusting it is, but if there is one worse, I don’t want to see it.
Of course Goatse or Tub Girl are disgusting photos, but neither of them involve a pig or sausage.
Actually, now that I think about it, Tub Girl is worse because it’s real. So is Goatse. So I may be wrong here. This may only be the 3rd filthiest photo online.
If you live in a cave and don’t know about those two pics, you should search for them. You’ll know when you find it.
I was looking through old folders on my computer today and I came across this Thai whore.
Ae was one of the first scenes we shot in Thailand years back and to this day is one of my favorite whores.
After we shot her, she was so horny that she wanted every single one of us to fuck her until she got off.
There were 4 of us that day… all dropped a load inside her little snatch one after another, some of us dropped a few loads.It was a several hour fuck fest and she ended up getting off a few times. The more cum that was dumped inside of her, the harder she would cum. It was hot.
I wish I could give awards to some of these whores, because the good ones deserve to be noticed and praised for their actions, which is usually above and beyond the call of duty.
Buddha bless good whores like Ae. They just don’t sell them like that anymore.
I found this photo today on a message board and they were discussing how it was a photo shoot gone wrong.
Holy shit!
I can’t imagine how many turds the photographer had in his pants when this happened. I have no idea how it ended, but I hope nobody actually got hurt.
What a cluster fuck.
If anyone has more info on this, I’d love to hear it.
This is why people are getting bird flu.
Call it a hunch, but you should not eat anything that looks like this, has been sitting on a street stall all day, on top of dead frogs, and still has its head attached.
Just sayin’.
How hungry would you have to be to much on these?
Well, if you’re Thai, you may eat these disgusting things like us westerners eat popcorn. But why don’t they just eat popcorn? There is simply no reason, other than you are starving to death, for you to eat any of these.
And yes, I know a scorpion isn’t a “bug” so don’t start.
We took this Christmas photo just for you.
It was shot a few minutes before we shot the first ever Ladyboy bukkake scene. That’s right, each and every one of these sexy ladyboys dropped their load on the face of one lucky ladyboy, the one sitting in the very middle of it all.
13 ladyboys in all.
Of course, it didn’t go down as smooth as we would have liked it to, but we did get a scene out of it.
Merry Christmas!