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Why God, why?

26 March 2007 by dwb

I have been trying to shoot very little in Thailand these days, but when I do, I like to shoot 1 or 2 movies to pay for my travel expenses. Usually about 5 minutes into the first shoot I find myself thinking, “Why are you doing this? Why are you wasting your time with this bubble gum porn?” Then by the end of the shoot I confirm with myself that it really is not worth the money.

For starters, Thai people are just not sexual. Yea, they will blow darts out of their ass on stage for all to see, but off stage they are generally shy and not really into porn. And yea, they know how to dress like whores, but most of them have no clue what “sexy” really means, even after Justin Timberlake recently brought it back. And yea, there are more prostitutes here selling ass than probably anywhere else on earth, but that doesn’t mean they want to make porn or are any good at it.

They often look the opposite of where you ask them to look, cum without warning, complain they hurt, show up late, leave early, lie about everything and try to pass off bogus IDs on you, and then steal something on the way out the door just for the sake of stealing. And I pay them to do this.

This trip started as a vacation with my brother and turned into another trip from hell. Due to the restrictions on my award ticket, I was not able to go home to care of the problem in my living room. You remember, the one were my ceiling collapsed and it rained in my living room for two weeks while the house sat empty. It still sits a mess, mildewing as I type this.

Luckily my good friend here let me use his gear to shoot a couple of movies to offset my costs. The least I can do for his generosity is give him a link to his site, so please visit OnProbation.com.

Mr. Kincade cashed in some miles to come over for 10 days to help me work. His second day here, he pinched a nerve in his back and is just now getting back on his feet, but he’s still in a lot of pain.

Then I saw this God awful mess.

This once again made me question it all. Here is a tranny who does not care enough about herself to get this taken care of. This is quite possibly the worst case of “something” I have ever seen.

Of course she did not even tell me about this and let me get through 75 photos before I went down for that tranny under shot to see her balls, then SURPRISE!

This dumb cunt actually thought she could do a wack-off scene for me and it would not be noticed.

Out of the goodness of my tiny Grinch heart, I paid her 2000 baht to go to the doctor, but we both knew she was going to by yaabaa (drugs) with it and it would be smoked before the sun would rise.

How could you have this on your nuts and NOT be taking care of it? I mean, look at this shit, you know it hurts, but she is still out selling her asshole every night. Unreal.

It’s very difficult to get motivated to work with people who show up with shit like this on their body and try to lie to you about it, then steal your deodorant on the way out the door.

Amazing Thailand.

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2006 – Year of the Heathen

31 December 2006 by dwb

2006 was the year of the Heathen.

In Asia it will soon be the turn of the new year. Not by their calendar, but by ours and it is the American way to say that’s all that matters.

I can honestly say that 2006 flashed by me in a blink of an eye, and a squirt of a cumshot.

We worked too much. I’m not sure exactly how much content we shot, but it was a lot. Many, many, many DVDs worth. For me, 2006 is one cum shot after another and one immigration line after another.

While I made a lot of money in 2006, I lost touch with a few friends along the way. It’s a shame how that works out.

With the help of a few good women, I made a couple of babies. Most of which never took their first breath. Not the first time I have been with a woman who had an abortion, but it still weighs on my soul sometimes. An ex-girlfriend of mine had an abortion and I went into the room with her during the process. The sound of the device while sucking out a child, the vacuum I assume they call it, was almost too much to deal with. She was crying, “you’re killing my baby.” It was heavy.

I’m getting off track.

With the help of my brother from another mother, I started a new business. It’s still in it’s infancy, but 2007 looks like it’s going to be a good year. I can’t wait to pay Uncle Sam more of my hard earned money. He and his wife are the only married couple I know who appear to be happy. Not good odds for those of you idiots who are getting married in 2007.

I caught Gonorrhea once. OK, twice. Those Asian strains are som bitches to get rid of as they have grown resistant to the standard meds used to clear up the drip. You learn something new every day don’t ya?

When I go back to the USA, I feel like a stranger now. I don’t know where anything is in my apartment anymore. I can’t find all the light switches in the dark. But the trade off to forgetting where your light switches are, is an incredible apartment in Thailand with an ocean view.

I spent time in Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, Philippines & Singapore. Fucked whores in all of them. That’s not my purpose for travel but it does help me waste the time after I’m done doing the tourist shit or adventure roaming. So I did get around in 2006, literally, and had to have 20 more pages added to my passport after getting refused departure in Cambodia for not having a single place for them to place an exit stamp. They refused to stamp the very back because it has an autograph of Kid-Rock on it.

During this miserable experience in Cambodia, I sent a text message to a friend of mine and got this reply: “cool. find a whore 2 fuck while you r there.”

Whore mongers to the end.

One night out drinking I lost a shoe and didn’t notice it until I was sobering up and it was long gone. That morning I held onto my bed and vomited out of control, minus a shoe, as the room twirled out of control. That was the last time I went drinking with Jscott and Dugmor.

I met some great new friends. Met some strange fuckers and a few people who I would rather not see again. I also grew a deep hatred for the incredibly rude middle eastern pricks who have invaded Thailand. I call Jihad on them and their hypocritical ways.

We were chased by the cops. I paid off some cops. Someone went to jail.

My baby brother got his Real Estate license while I was out of the country. That came by surprise and added to the reality check of me getting older. That check first came when he turned 30 this year. How does your little brother turn 30? Wow. But I’m very proud of him. Very proud.

My mom found a new boyfriend (she has been single for a while) and is in Love. I have never seen her so happy in my entire life. They even got tattoos like white trash hillbillies. He likes porn, smokes weed, and thinks I have the best job in the word. I’m happy for her and as long as she’s happy… that’s all that matters to me. Go mom! 2006 was a kick as year for her.

Kman tied the knot with a woman. I repeat, Kman tied the knot with a woman. I don’t think I need to go into detail on the magnitude of this for those of you who know him, but for those of you who don’t, it’s as close to Hell freezing over as they come. Speaking of… the above pic is how he gets down. Respect. Please note, there is only one female in that photo.

I wish I could say I did more this year, but it was mostly spent working, traveling or breaking international laws. However, if I had to sum up 2006 in a word… Whores.

So what will I do this year for new years? First I will tell you what I won’t do, and that is a repeat of what I did last year on new years. In fact, I spent it with the same guys that I lost my shoe with (Jscott & Dugmor) and spent it in a drunken stupor barebacking some chubby Thai hooker with ENORMOUS tits on the piss covered bathroom floor of a Go-Go Bar in Pattaya. < insert joke about the first case of 2006 Gonorrhea here > I can assure you I won’t be doing that again.

This year I will be sitting at home, in Kentucky, watching the world have fun on TV. It’s cold and wet. But to be honest, how can I top last year?

Happy New Years to all of you!!! I would tell you to be safe, but we both know there is no fun in that. Safety is for pansies and men named Shelia. Have unprotected sex with a stranger. Lose a shoe. Lose your pants. Get shit faced and drive home. Some of you just laughed, some just thought I was being irresponsible for saying that but we all know it’s reality and it’s going to happen.

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

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Interracial Porn and PC STDs

24 December 2006 by dwb

Since all of my Yahoo e-mail accounts decided to not work today, I spent some time cleaning up my computer, getting rid of shit I don’t need or use and trying to find out what keeps making it crash. I couldn’t believe how much shit I keep on this thing, I mean it’s fucking filled with porn from me, my friends, the internet, DVD covers, you name it, from all over the world.

Then it hit me, my computer has The Clap.

Knowing how to deal with this from first hand experience I quickly ran to the medicine cabinet to fetch 1000mg of Zithromax and 500mg Ciprofloxin, and ground them into dust.

I then sprinkled that dust into my keypad and left my baby alone for a few hours and wouldn’t you know… clean as a whistle. No more crashes and it’s running like it was fresh out of the box. I can’t say the same for Yahoo, but at least all my systems are GO.

During the clean I found some pics back when I used to film in the USA and actually had fun in the process. Back when the girls enjoyed sucking cock, eating pussy, swallowing sperm and liked to fuck in general. But ahhhh, those days are gone. This one is from my interracial site (TheDirtyWhiteBoy.com) and here very soon it’s getting a long overdue face lift. That site is old as the internet but God damn, it still makes sales. :-)

These two girls were among my favorites and the coolest to work with. The white one cleaned up her act, found Jesus and actually came to my house to apologize to me once about her behavior. Very strange. I would of accepted a blow job and she could have skipped the forgiveness. I hope she’s found the peace she was searching for.

The black girl, well, I don’t know what happened to her. She was a damn good make-up artist and would do most of the black girls make-up before I shot them. Cool chick, I hope she’s doing alright. Very cool chick.

I desperately want to film some big ass black girls soon. I’m having withdraws and I’m masturbating violently several times a day thinking about black girls. Well, in-between my violent rub off sessions while thinking about big boobed Japanese girls. I guess either one would do the trick right about now.

Anything but Thai girls. Hell, I’ll even come over and film you fucking your old lady if you want. Just let me know!

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True Heathens

30 August 2006 by dwb

Reason #1283 to never, ever have children.

I can assure you with absolute certainty that if I did breed and they lived, my children would do something like this. Almost daily.

Lets hear it for vasectomies!

On 2nd thought, these may be my kids.

When I see this photo, I can’t help but think about my brother and I as kids and all the hell we must have caused my poor mother. Sorry mom.

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Worse than 9-11

22 August 2006 by dwb

Like the rest of the world, I have been watching CNN and all they are talking about (when they are not discussing the pedo John Marc Karr from Thailand) is how this latest foiled terror plot would have been worse than 9-11.

Then I laugh and head for the DVD shelf and pull out Team America.

Team America fans may recall the following quotes:

 

 

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.

Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that’s…

Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.

Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

And my favorite:

Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356.

Chris: My God, that’s… I don’t even know what that is!

Kim Jong Il: Nobody does!

Every time I hear them talking about the attack would have been worse than 9-11, I can’t help but laugh and watch Team America one more time.

Fuck ya!

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Return Of The Mack

17 August 2006 by dwb

I’m going to be posting on some past events, in no order so try to stay with me.

My friend Jimmy came to town after a 2 year absence due to a run-in with INTERPOL and the Royal Thai Police. It was all a huge mix up, be he still had to sort it out.

His first night walking back at Nana Plaza he was telling me how good it felt to be back and problem free. About that time some drunken soccer hooligan just walked up and punched him right in the face. (BTW… this is him about to suck a girls nipple inside a bar. Not big deal, but the girl came with her boyfriend who just walked off to the bathroom.)

Jimmy did the smart thing and walked away because he knew if all hell broke loose it was going to cramp our evening. So he walked over to the cops to round this guy up, but the drunk took off running and the hunt was on.

All of us were looking for this guy when I’m spotted by a guy talking to a ladyboy, “hey are you Dimitri?” he asked. Fuck, not now! Bad timing.

I didn’t have time to talk but it ended up being Vin Cross, a new guy shooting over here in Thailand. I wasn’t being rude to him, but it was honestly the worst time in the world to try to talk to me as we were all hunting this prick who sucker punched Jimmy in the mouth.

The cops finally found the prick and this ass hat decided he wanted to fight the cops… you know the rest of this story so I won’t waste my time writing it.

The punch was wasn’t a strong one, but what made it bad was just a few hours before Jimmy had to have one of his teeth pulled at the hospital, and as luck would have it, he got hit right there where the tooth was just removed. Ouch.

That is the end of that story.

Back in the saddle, this soi dog was on the streets and macking bitches like the old days. Whores, non-whores, business women… all fair game for Jimmy. He’s fluent in Thai, reads and writes it, and knows how to play the game here. Three girls a day, never pays, a true mack in every sense of the word. He even has hi-so girls with rich daddies take him shopping. If anyone truly deserved a key to the city here, it is this guy.

This pic is him and his pasty white ass humping the pizza delivery girl (from Pizza Company) on my bed. No shit. I ordered pizza, he gets laid.

I pay for the pizza, he fucks for free on my bed.

See what I’m talking about? Bow to the power.

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Virgins & Big Toes

01 August 2006 by dwb

Yea, I’ve been slacking but I slept with a 19 year old Filipina Virgin last night to make up for it. God bless the Philippines.

Anyhoo… lots has been going on since I was attacked by a soi dog. The FBI started doing 2257 record inspections and so far 3 DVD companies have been inspected. From what I hear all passed but we both know that all it’s going to take is one company to not have to together and it’s going to be a feeding frenzy.

I’m confident I would be OK during an inspection, but how nervous would that be to have the FBI in your home or office looking through your shit?

Another soi dog rolled into town and has been spreading his seed across the Kingdom. Jimmy is in town and it’s been two years since he was here. He deserves his own post so I will get to that soon. Stand by for his story.

A very evil big toeMy ingrown toenail is back. That was the downer of the week. I think when I get back to the USA I’m going to bite the bullet and have it cut out for good. The entire nail gone. I have endured pain like a person should never have to endure with this nail getting clipped in Colombia twice and Thailand four times… no numbing, just some girl in a salon with clippers and my puss filled toe… and yet here it is again.

At this point it may hurt less to just get the toe amputated.

“But then you can’t walk” is what you are saying now, but since I’m on it let me tell you a story about the last time I slept with a virgin.

I lost my virginity to my high school sweetheart and she was missing her big toe. Apparently her father was cutting the grass on his riding lawn mower and had her in his lap. Well, she fall off and her little leg went under the mower and somehow only her big toe was cut off. Truly a miracle. She walks fine and has perfect balance so the myth about losing your balance without a big toe is busted. My God was that girl sexy with a huge set of milky tits that were way too big for her age. Good times. :-) I’d pay good money to hit that again.

That is probably a lot of info for you to process so I will leave you alone for a bit to figure it all out. I’m going to bed to dream about sleeping with virgins with big tits, but I will probably end up having nightmares about giant big toes. I hate when I have that dream.

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The Space Shuttle

03 July 2006 by dwb

Another canceled launch.

Unlike Mike South (mikesouth.com), I am not a rocket scientist and I have never worked at NASA. Maybe one of you smart folks could explain to me, as if I am three years old, why the space shuttle can fly in space, but not in the rain.

It has parts that crack, parts that break, the foam panels get messed up… all while flying around 17500 miles per hour. But if there is a slight chance of rain or clouds, the launch is canceled.

It can orbit the earth at amazing speeds and get hit with space debris in the process, yet the thing simply falls apart while sitting on the launch pad, and rain will stop a launch. I don’t understand.

I’m all ears if anyone would like to take the time to explain this to me. Mike?

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Teens, MILFs and Super Whores

22 June 2006 by dwb

I had a good day today and didn’t even have to scream or abuse any Thai people. Baby steps.

Anyhoo… I have three types of women that flip my trigger and cause me to act stupidly without thought or any regard to life or limb.

* Not in order of importance *

1) MILFS: (Mom I’d Like to Fuck) sexy moms around 28 years and older.

2) Teens: 18 – 19 years old. Young, fit girls with tight bodies and very little experience.

3) Super Whores: A girl of any age who will do just about anything, at any time, with no questions asked.

Please humor me while I discuss the pros and cons of each, then you can discuss amongst yourself.

Eye Candy

Without question teens win this one. A MILF can be sexy with a set of big floppy tits and a fat ass, but when your looking at a little spinner bouncing on your cock with little A or B cups and a bald beaver… that was what Willis was talkin’ ’bout. Firm bodies, tight stomachs, perky little tits, fresh faces, and bubble butts. I’m sporting about 92% wood right now just thinking about it.

Super whores can sometimes be good eye candy because they know how to dress to kill. That is a job requirement of a super whore. They also know how to flaunt it in the sack to turn you on. Another job requirement. It is as if their only purpose on this planet is to milk the cum out of cocks.

MILFs are sexy and sometimes when I am craving fat tits, they are also good eye candy, but when it comes to eye cancy, nothing beats a young girl fresh out of high school. Nothing.

Sexual Performance, Technique and Skill

Super whores and MILFs run neck and neck on this one. Both are experienced in the sack and most of them really enjoy fucking. However, a super whore may beat out the MILF in the long run because she is… a super whore and possesses super powers.

Teens do not generally rank here. She may have power like the energizer bunny but that is as good as it gets. At such a young age they are usually insecure and unsure of their bodies, and most of them don’t yet know exactly how to please themselves.

Of course the exception to this rule is teens who were sexually abused and used a lot growing up. These teens are generally better fucks than the average teen, but still not up to par with a super whore or a MILF.

Some of the best sex I’ve had sas been with MILFs and super whores. Most of my girlfriends have been super whores because that is what I’m usually attracted to. If they are bi-polar, that is a bonus. I like the rush I guess. What does that say about me?

Though, I have to admit, as I get older I am steering clear of super whores for anything other than a short-time fuck in a cheap hotel.

But today, someone flipped the script.

Today I fucked a girl who has only been 18 for a few weeks and she fucked me within an inch of my life with the same passion, vigor and determination as any super whore or MILF could ever have. I was blown away with this little girl. She was a teenage super whore (TSW). Probably abused as a kid, but she was a bigger slut than the abused girls usually are. It was mind blowing how amazing this TSW was.

She is in my bed sleeping as I type this and I would like to add that she is sucking her thumb. Yea, really. I think I’m getting married. In the words of the great poet David Coverdale, “Here we go again.”

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Coming unglued

13 June 2006 by dwb

I’m sitting outside at Royal Garden Plaza today, watching the people walk by and I started looking at Thai boys and wondering if they would make a pretty ladyboy or not.

Not in a sexual way, but literally I was wondering which of them could transform into a pretty transsexual.

This was the first time I’ve found myself with such thoughts.

“This boy would have to take out his adams apple.”

“That boy needs a nose job.”

“That boy over there, he is so feminine all he needs is long hair and a dress.”

And so on and so forth.

Right about then, ladyboy Noot walks up to me and says she heard that Jenny “boxed me” in the eye. Noot laughed, grabbed my cock and walked off in only a manner that a ladyboy can do. I like to call it, the ladyboy strut.

I called Jenny and asked her why she insists on running her mouth about everything to everyone. Her reply was, “Mis-ter Dee, I box you in eye too mut, you speak no good”, then she grunted and hung up the phone.

Then I called John and asked him what the fuck was going on with his bully sidekick and he warned me that she was, at that very second, putting her shoes on to come find me and “box” me again.

I honestly fear this is going to end badly.

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Jenny Star

09 June 2006 by dwb

Jenny is John’s right hand she-man, weekend lover, fill in stunt cock and muse.

John has re-named her “Jenny Star” after the popular ladyboy bar, Jenny Star Bar, on Walking Street here in Pattaya.

Jenny often makes dumb faces, makes dumb noises and will not hesitate to jump on your shoulders and dry hump you in the middle of a restaurant. Yes, really. Sometimes she is fun, but when you’re not in the mood, she will jump up and down on your very last nerve and grunt like an ape while doing it.

Right now, she is really getting on my nerves.

A friend of mine who has a ladyboy girlfriend (already sounds like a bad start), would come to Pattaya from Bangkok and shoot with us. On the side he would get a BJ or two while his other half would watch TV in Bangkok, or would be out giving a BJ or two.

When he came to town, Jenny was the first to run her mouth that he had been playing around with other ladyboys. And for those who don’t know, there is a thing called The Ladyboy Network. Think of it like the “red phone” that world leaders may have to call each other moments before a nuclear war. An emergency hot line.

Well, ladyboys have a similar system and word travels among them faster than you could ever imagine.

Jenny has been using The Ladyboy Network to let everyone know, all the way in Bangkok two hours away, that this guy is being a butterfly. This is problem number one.

Problem number two is, as I’m searching for ladyboys to shoot myself, I’m running across many ladyboys who will tell me that I have to ask Jenny or Mister John if they can work with me.

This is a first.

The doings of Jenny and/or Mr. Johns I don’t know, but it is quite comical to watch a dead broke yaa-baa freak stay broke because another ladyboy would tell her to do so. However, this is Thailand and anything is possible.

Do you remember the girl who robbed me?

Well, Jenny could not keep her mouth shut about that as well. We all know Jenny can’t read English so one can only assume her boyfriend read it to her off my blog.

I rolled into a ladyboy bar tonight and had to give a play by play to 6 or 7 different ladyboys who wanted to know the entire story. I asked them how they knew, they all said Jenny. What a cunt! Or maybe she is a dick. I’m not sure what to call her, but she is on very thin ice.

Jenny is making about $500 USD per week working for John, bring him talent and such. To her, she has hit the jackpot, but I’m not sure what she is doing with her cash. My guess is she will send most of it home to her parents who probably pimped her out in the first place. However, John will be gone soon and she will still be a 3rd world transsexual prostitute. And I’m looking forward to it.

In the event she is smart enough to save her money or do something positive with it, she will still be broke in a matter of weeks, maybe even days after he is gone. That is the Thai way.

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Noi has HIV

30 May 2006 by dwb

Last night I was going to work with a girl who I have shot several times before. She may be one of, if not the sweetest girl I have met in Thailand.

Lets call her Noi.

Noi always remembers my birthday and will even call me in the USA if I am not here. Very rare.

Noi never forgets me on Christmas and even knows that I collect images and small statues of Buddha, and buys a surprise gift for me from time to time.

Noi is hot but she was never was my girlfriend. She is just a friend with a big heart. She is girl who unfortunately made the wrong choice to sell her body in Thailand.

This past year she met a man from Switzerland who took her out of the bar scene and was living with her in Pattaya. After a few months he became very ill and left her with no notice. Poof. One day he was simply gone, and she was back to work.

Before I would take her to work again, I took her to the hospital to get a HIV. Noi tested HIV positive. I paid to have a Western Blot test which confirms the test. That was also positive.

Noi has HIV.

While we’ll never know exactly where she caught the virus, as she is a working girl, I only know that her previous tests were negative and only after she started dating the guy from Switzerland did she test positive. My guess is she caught it from him.

This was terribly sad news, but it is unfortunately part of life over here. She took it better than I expected her to, but she was upset, as you would expect.

Most of the girls who have tested HIV+ for us are usually found the very next day working in the same place we found them. We’ll often see them walking with customers, hand and hand, but I don’t dare say anything to the guy. It is not my place. He is a  grown man who knows the risks and if he makes the wrong decision and catches HIV himself, he should have known better. It would also turn into a fight between the girl and I as she would see that as me taking away her money. And the last thing I want is an HIV+ girl violently attacking me.

Since you can pay off many doctors to stamp a positive test as a negative test here 500 baht, I have made it a habit to be in the room for the results. The down side of this is that I am there when the girls are told of their HIV+ status. That also means I am there to watch them fall apart or go right back to work as if nothing happened. Whatever their reaction, I don’t enjoy watching it.

While staying in Thailand I have known girls who have been killed, girls who are missing, girls who were sold into slavery, girls who escaped slavery, and a good handful of girls who are HIV positive. I see a girl almost daily who is slowly dying of AIDS, still making a poor attempt at selling her skeleton frame of a body, wearing full length shirts and pants to cover the lesions on her skin. Somehow, she is still able to turn tricks.

I also know a girl named Gale who knows she is HIV+ and continues to fuck her clients without condoms. All the girls in her bar know about it, as does the mamasan. She brags about it and says that she does not like the feel of condoms and what will happen will happen. Gale has an abortion every couple months. The bar owner, mamasan and the girls at the bar say nothing. I see her walking with men all the time and all I can think to myself is, “be smart brother, be smart.” Then I think about all the dirty holes I have recklessly thrown my cock into and wondered how many guys have thought the same as they see me walking by with a girl they know.

For as much fun as we have on the road shooting girls and living out all our wildest dreams, moments like really bring you back to reality for a short period of time and allows you to think with your big head instead of your small one.

I don’t know if Noi will take medicine or not for the virus. Many of the girls here don’t. But that is not something that concerns any of us. That is her choice. But what should concern those of you visiting Thailand and pulling girls from the bar is… will you be the one taking Noi back to your room?

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Dave’s Busty Thai Girl

29 May 2006 by dwb

Today I got an e-mail from Dave, a good friend and fellow Heathen.

“This is the girl I have been telling you about. The one with the incredible tits who demands I fuck her ass and cum inside it!”

I had no idea what he was talking about because this is his normal banter, but this time he was kind and attached a photo of “the girl” he has been talking about.

Nice tits indeed!

A little about Dave:

Dave lives in Thailand and bones 2 – 3 girls every day, 365 days out of the year. To say he is a sex addict would be an understatement. Dave is beyond that and has transcended into a level of depravity that makes even me blush like a choir boy. Dave has no boundaries and no limits. Girls, boys, ladyboys… it’s all the same to Dave.

Everything Dave does revolves around sex and he discusses it in military style language. If he has eaten Viagra and heading off to Soi 6 to bang several girls back to back, he is going to the “front line” and is expecting to “take heavy fire.”

Sometimes Dave calls me for “back up” or calls several of us for “reinforcements.”

Most of the time he has sex without condoms and “goes commando.” If he does wear a condom and it breaks, or if any of his reinforcements condoms break during “battle,” they have “taking causalities.”

If wounded “soldier” catches an STD, he is awarded the “Purple Dick.”If you live to tell about it, that is the highest honor you can receive.

Dave has re-named various parts of Thailand’s infamous red light districts as the following.

Soi 6 = Fire Base Foxtrot
Soi 7 = Fire Base Charlie
Soi 8 = Fire Base Crossfire
Walking Street = Ho Chi Minh Trail
Nana Plaza = Camp Nana
Patpong = Camp Ladyboy
Soi Cowboy = Thunder Road

Dave also named a shit load of little streets and brothels all over the country but I can’t keep up with all of the names.

The better the whore monger you are, the more “combat experience” you have. The amount of times you have gone to battle would be your “tours of duty.”

In certain places, such as the slums of Phnom Penh, Cambodia, where hardly any foreigners have gone to screw whores there, would get classified as a “special ops mission.” Sometimes he even names those missions.

Dave is a lunatic, but he’s fun as hell.

With that said, Dave is about to start a blog of his exploits. Should be an interesting one to say the least. Somehow I got off track with this post, I only wanted to comment on the tits… nice rack! I love busty Thai girls.

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What The Fuck A Go-Go

26 May 2006 by dwb

I was trolling behind Walking Street looking for a cutie to empty my sperm into when I noticed this on the door of one of the Go-Go I frequent.

I’ve been in here 100 times but never seen this until today. My guess is that I’ve never seen this because when you go at night there are always doormen out front opening and closing the door for you.

 

 

 

For Safety Of All

* No Video
* No Photo’s
* No Drugs
* No Lady’s Under 20
* No Guns

Smile Be Happy

What the fuck is going on here?

Lets break this down play by play…

* No Video & No Photo’s
I am a pornographer and a whore monger extreme. At any given moment I have some device on me to capture an event whether it be a terrorist attack on Soi Muslim, bar girl brawl, or my cock shoved into a hole it should not be in. To deny me of this right breaks my heart. I mean, how much fun can you really have if you can document it?

* No Drugs
Considering this is Pattaya, Thailand and 98% of their staff is on drugs, and has yaa-baa and ecstasy in their purse, this rule is just plain fucking stupid. Add that to the fact that 1/4 the guys in there are lit on something and you have yourself one stupid rule. Can you please define what you consider a drug? Is Viagra a drug, because if so you may as well shut the doors and kick out all the 60+ year old men in there with little girls on their laps.

* No Lady’s Under 20
As if I even need to get into this one, but the irony is… this is one of the ONLY bars in town that actually has girls who are underage! Yes, believe it! Most of girls here are not too shy to tell you they are 16 and 17 years old, yet the bar boasts no lady’s under 20. Give me a break. Just say nothing, don’t give me your shit about no lady’s under 20. Even if they were all 18 (and many of them are), the fact you say not under 20 is a wood killer. Who want’s to come to Thailand to bang a 20 year old when you can have one who just turned 18? Get with the program! And where is your icon? You have icons for the other rules but not this one? How about a pacifier or a lollipop in a circle with a line through it? Both great icons.

* No Guns
This is not Cambodia but Thai people are known to carry a gun from time to time. Unlike parts of Cambodia where you may encounter a sign on a door that reads, “NO GUNS, NO EXPLOSIVES, NO GRENADES,” Thailand does not have a huge problem with it. Regardless, what fun is South East Asia if you can’t carry a gun and a camera?

I was once caught in the middle of a back alley shoot out in Bogota, Colombia and to this day wish I would of had my camera phone to document it. That is one of those stories your friends just don’t believe without proof. Considering this Go-Go bar is located in the heart of Dirka-Dirka-ville (Muslim area), a camera is a good thing to have when Achmed decides to claim his 70 virgins in paradise.

* Smile And Be Happy
Go fuck yourself. I would be happy if you would allow me to enter your establishment armed with both my camera and a gun. Be true to yourself, admit your pimping kids and admit they are all hooked on drugs. Your dancers all have camera phones inside the bar and some of them probably have guns. Why you busting my balls? I just want to take photos of 18 year old whores smoking weed out of the barrel of my gun.

Is that too much to ask?

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Yaa sniffing whore

24 May 2006 by dwb

We shot a crazy bitch today who would not stop sniffing one of those menthol things. “yaa-dom” is what they call it. I don’t know if that’s the right way to spell it, but that is how it’s pronounced.

What a pain in the ass this whore was. She would not put on the clothes I set out for her because she simply did not like the colors.

The shoes were “too tall” for her, the shirt “too tight,” Kincades cock as “too big,” the lights were “too hot”… non fucking stop bitching from this dirt bag street whore.

At least we got the job done and she left with a cunt full of spunk.

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The Porno Cat

22 May 2006 by dwb

I got a phone call this morning from John T Bone asking me in a serious voice to build a blog for his cat.

HIS FUCKING STRAY CAT!!!!

I hung up on him.

“Tiddles” is his name and John has apparently been teaching him how to shoot and direct.

Not that it’s a hard job, but word has it the cat is hot shit with a serious attitude.

The cat has left Johns apartment twice and ended up down the street at my door. I hate cats and never take him inside my place when he shows up, but I’m thinking he followed the sent of the Brazilian boys to my place. Or maybe he is just wanted to sneak onto my set and get some pussy in the bathroom. Anything is possible

Hmmm. Maybe I should build him a blog. The industry is full ass hats, why not add a porno cat to the mix? Couldn’t hurt.

I’m losing my mind.

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Thailand snuff video

16 May 2006 by dwb

I almost filmed my first snuff scene last night when this girl almost died from a heart condition.

Kincade was in her ass and drilling it pretty hard when her ticker just gave out on her and she could not breath. She collapsed. We stopped, my assistant gave her water and stayed with her for a while until she came back around. She was hyperventilating and holding her chest while it was pounding very hard. It was really scary.

She told us about some heart condition she has and hasn’t taken her medicine for a few days now. Smart move, whore.

Today’s lunch time discussion was about what we would have done with her body if she would have kicked the bucket right there.

The options we came up with are as follows:

[a] We dress her and let her have an accidental fall from the 7th story floor I am on. Police come, she was drunk, fell off… typical day in Thailand. No investigation.

[b] We wrap her in plastic, put her in the trunk of a car, which is lined in plastic, and toss her roadside somewhere along the beach. The cops would think it was just another dead hooker and there would be no investigation. This is Thailand, that is how it works.

[c] We call the police, explain we are making a porno and Mr. Kincade sodomized her to death. We have the video to prove it was an accident, so we would beg for mercy and hope for the best. We would probably spend the next 20 years behind bars in a Thai prison.

I’m not going to tell you what we decided, but you can make up your own mind as to what you would do.

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The point of no return

12 May 2006 by dwb

A man can only see so much before he hits the point of no return.

I’m pretty sure I now have reached that point and jumped as far over it as my chunky pale white legs would take me.

There is my life before we shoved two hands and a cock up a ladyboy’s ass, followed by a foot the next day.

And then there is my life after we shoved two hands and a cock up a ladyboy’s ass, followed by a foot the next day.

Anyway… here is May and Jenny.

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Gonorrhea in your ass

05 May 2006 by dwb

Any of you ever had Gonorrhea in your ass?

I did a shoot a few weeks ago and the girl loved to lick ass so much she begged me to let her lick mine. Being the gentleman that I am, I obliged and she buried her tongue up my shit pipe for a solid 5 minutes while she gave me a reach around and jacked me off.

We both got what we wanted so it was a win-win.

Two weeks later I am having the most unusual sensation in my ass. It kind of feels like a menthol / bengay / icy hot / cool mint breeze thing going on up there, but not in a comfortable spring breeze kind of way. It’s actually very uncomfortable and if I sit for a while, it starts to hurt.

Is this a hemorrhoid? Is it Gonorrhea? Or do I have a tape worm who is smoking Kools while I sleep?

And why do black people always smoke Kools & Newports?

All good questions.

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