Heathens Highway

Sometimes I make porn and stuff. Sometimes I just ramble.

Got my ass kicked by a ladyboy

14 June 2006 by dwb

So I got my ass kicked by a ladyboy. So what?

She studied Muay Thai for 8 years, I studied Nintendo.

Truth be told, it wasn’t even much of a fight, it was more like a fast massacre.

She was at least nice enough to make me dinner after she tenderized my face. Jenny may be all the nasty things I have said in the past, but she is also an incredible cook. Though afterward, the truth came out that she whacked off on the chicken before she cooked it.

Hell is… getting your ass kicked by a girl with a bigger cock than yours.

Fuckin’ ladyboys. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em.

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Coming unglued

13 June 2006 by dwb

I’m sitting outside at Royal Garden Plaza today, watching the people walk by and I started looking at Thai boys and wondering if they would make a pretty ladyboy or not.

Not in a sexual way, but literally I was wondering which of them could transform into a pretty transsexual.

This was the first time I’ve found myself with such thoughts.

“This boy would have to take out his adams apple.”

“That boy needs a nose job.”

“That boy over there, he is so feminine all he needs is long hair and a dress.”

And so on and so forth.

Right about then, ladyboy Noot walks up to me and says she heard that Jenny “boxed me” in the eye. Noot laughed, grabbed my cock and walked off in only a manner that a ladyboy can do. I like to call it, the ladyboy strut.

I called Jenny and asked her why she insists on running her mouth about everything to everyone. Her reply was, “Mis-ter Dee, I box you in eye too mut, you speak no good”, then she grunted and hung up the phone.

Then I called John and asked him what the fuck was going on with his bully sidekick and he warned me that she was, at that very second, putting her shoes on to come find me and “box” me again.

I honestly fear this is going to end badly.

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Punched in the eye by a ladyboy

11 June 2006 by dwb

Unbeknown to me, you know who read my blog to Jenny today.

Not having a clue Jenny was upset with me, I stopped by La Casa del Ladyboys to check out a shoot they had going on and Jenny punched me right in the fucking eye when she opened the door to let me in.

She then made a stupid noise, did some sort of a superhero pose and walked back to the shoot as if nothing had happened.

It’s throbbing at the moment and I have a little cut in the eyebrow. I could probably use a couple of stitches. I’ll see how it looks tomorrow.

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Jenny Star

09 June 2006 by dwb

Jenny is John’s right hand she-man, weekend lover, fill in stunt cock and muse.

John has re-named her “Jenny Star” after the popular ladyboy bar, Jenny Star Bar, on Walking Street here in Pattaya.

Jenny often makes dumb faces, makes dumb noises and will not hesitate to jump on your shoulders and dry hump you in the middle of a restaurant. Yes, really. Sometimes she is fun, but when you’re not in the mood, she will jump up and down on your very last nerve and grunt like an ape while doing it.

Right now, she is really getting on my nerves.

A friend of mine who has a ladyboy girlfriend (already sounds like a bad start), would come to Pattaya from Bangkok and shoot with us. On the side he would get a BJ or two while his other half would watch TV in Bangkok, or would be out giving a BJ or two.

When he came to town, Jenny was the first to run her mouth that he had been playing around with other ladyboys. And for those who don’t know, there is a thing called The Ladyboy Network. Think of it like the “red phone” that world leaders may have to call each other moments before a nuclear war. An emergency hot line.

Well, ladyboys have a similar system and word travels among them faster than you could ever imagine.

Jenny has been using The Ladyboy Network to let everyone know, all the way in Bangkok two hours away, that this guy is being a butterfly. This is problem number one.

Problem number two is, as I’m searching for ladyboys to shoot myself, I’m running across many ladyboys who will tell me that I have to ask Jenny or Mister John if they can work with me.

This is a first.

The doings of Jenny and/or Mr. Johns I don’t know, but it is quite comical to watch a dead broke yaa-baa freak stay broke because another ladyboy would tell her to do so. However, this is Thailand and anything is possible.

Do you remember the girl who robbed me?

Well, Jenny could not keep her mouth shut about that as well. We all know Jenny can’t read English so one can only assume her boyfriend read it to her off my blog.

I rolled into a ladyboy bar tonight and had to give a play by play to 6 or 7 different ladyboys who wanted to know the entire story. I asked them how they knew, they all said Jenny. What a cunt! Or maybe she is a dick. I’m not sure what to call her, but she is on very thin ice.

Jenny is making about $500 USD per week working for John, bring him talent and such. To her, she has hit the jackpot, but I’m not sure what she is doing with her cash. My guess is she will send most of it home to her parents who probably pimped her out in the first place. However, John will be gone soon and she will still be a 3rd world transsexual prostitute. And I’m looking forward to it.

In the event she is smart enough to save her money or do something positive with it, she will still be broke in a matter of weeks, maybe even days after he is gone. That is the Thai way.

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But I’m not gay

03 June 2006 by dwb

Today I started shooting some make-up scenes for a gay movie I made and 2 of the scenes did not turn out as wanted. I was supposed to shoot with Allan, one of the Brazilian boys, but he was unable to shoot and I had no choice but to use another Thai boy.

My Thai assistant went out and found a top and a bottom. Both were good looking boys, one of them so gay he left a trail of rainbow flames behind him as he walked around the room. “Intergalactic uber gay” are the words I am looking for.

I shot the solo photos and started into the scene where I was planning to shoot the BJ footage, then stop and do the BJ photos, then move on. Being that they were inexperienced, I would have to walk them through this step by step. Not a problem, I’m used to working this way.

The first boy sucks the hell out of the other boys cock, and when it comes time to switch the other boy says, “can not do, I not gay.”

WHAT THE FUCK!!??!!??

So this freaking little boy refuses to suck the other boys cock because all of a sudden he is not gay.Besides the fact that he works at a gay bar. Besides the fact he is a gay prostitute. Besides the fact he said he was gay. Besides the fact he was just letting another boy blow him on video… he is now saying he is not gay.

Then it hits me. Even the gay boys pull this stunt!

The girls do it all the time. So do some of the ladyboys. The lazy whores will tell you anything you want to hear until they get to the room and then they say they can’t do this or that, after they told you they already can. Tell you they will do anal and then when it comes time to stick it in their ass say they don’t do anal and can’t do anal. The trick is for them to bullshit you into paying their bar fine, getting them out of the bar, and paying them for doing less work. Or even better, no work at all.

Some of them then want you to pay them full price so they can leave without having to work. This is very common these days and a damn good whore trick. I mean really… what are you going to do, call the police on them? And they know this. The boys are no exception to this rule it appears.

So I lose my cool on this scamming little fuck and tell him at least he has to jerk him off and fuck him. I let him slide on the cock sucking, because while that is gay to him, the other acts are not.

He jacks him off a little but neither of the boys have any wood at all.

Fuck.

The scene just went to total shit. I want to murder them both.

I’m not one to give up on a scene, so we tough it out until there is a little wood and we can somewhat finish this sorry excuse for a scene. The “straight boy” was finally able to cum, and the other boy, the intergalactic uber gay boy, beat his limp dick for an hour and could not cum. I called it a wrap.

As they were getting dressed, the intergalactic uber gay boy admits to being awake for 3 days on drugs.

Then the phone rings, it is John T Bone.

John: I just had the worst shoot.

Me: What happened?

John: It was 6 people, 2 girls and 4 boys… bi sex.

Me: And…

John: We spent all day shooting photos and 30 minutes into the scene when it came time for the boys to start fucking, they told me they couldn’t do it because they were not gay.

Me: The exact thing happened to me today! Wow. Maybe they called each other this morning and planned it out. Boyztown is out to get us I have heard.

John: They wasted my entire day. This was a big event, lots of planning. They all said they were gay! Fucking liars, all of them.

Me: What’s the cat think about this?

John: The cat is gone. Jenny ate him for real this time.

Me: So your boys were not gay AND Jenny ate the cat for real?

John: Yup, I think so. He had such a bright future ahead of him.

Me: Fuck. Your day was worse than mine. I need a blow job and a massage, wanna go get a Soapy?

John: Can’t, I have four more boys coming over now to finish the scene. I may throw one off my balcony just to prove a point.

Me: And what point would that be?

John: That they had better suck cocks when I say to start sucking cocks.

Me: Best of luck with that one, sorry about the cat. I hope twinks can fly, I hear some of them can.

(I really read that somewhere)

That was the last I heard of him… 8 hours ago. We both had been fooled by the Boyztown Punk’d Posse.

Hell is… shooting gay porn with boys who are not gay.

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Hairless Cock Holsters

02 June 2006 by dwb

A smooth, shaved vagina is probably one of the finer things in life. I use the term “vagina” because the $12 whore sitting next to me as I write this speaks perfect EngRish and smacks me in the back of the head when I call it by another name.

Names like: Pussy, cunt, fuck bag, twat, cum dumpster, and my favorite… cock holster. All of which have a certain ring to them. But a bald one… a hairless cock holster, is divine.

Is it because they look so clean? Is it because it reminds us of youth and innocence? Or is it simple because we hate getting hair caught in our teeth? Maybe a little of all three, but I do know that when a small framed women drops her pants and exposes such a treat, I lose all sense of control. Much like when I see a large natural rack exposed in front of me for the taking. All thoughts out the window and I lose all control.

Last night I shot a girl with the beauty I speak of, and I had to watch from my viewfinder in jealously as another man licked her and then pumped her full of cum.

After the shoot she was in a hurry to go home so I was not even able to get a quick short time. It was raining cats and soi dogs, so the idea of hunting down another hairless cock holster was out of the question. I cried, rubbed one off, cried again and fell asleep holding my cock.

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Noi has HIV

30 May 2006 by dwb

Last night I was going to work with a girl who I have shot several times before. She may be one of, if not the sweetest girl I have met in Thailand.

Lets call her Noi.

Noi always remembers my birthday and will even call me in the USA if I am not here. Very rare.

Noi never forgets me on Christmas and even knows that I collect images and small statues of Buddha, and buys a surprise gift for me from time to time.

Noi is hot but she was never was my girlfriend. She is just a friend with a big heart. She is girl who unfortunately made the wrong choice to sell her body in Thailand.

This past year she met a man from Switzerland who took her out of the bar scene and was living with her in Pattaya. After a few months he became very ill and left her with no notice. Poof. One day he was simply gone, and she was back to work.

Before I would take her to work again, I took her to the hospital to get a HIV. Noi tested HIV positive. I paid to have a Western Blot test which confirms the test. That was also positive.

Noi has HIV.

While we’ll never know exactly where she caught the virus, as she is a working girl, I only know that her previous tests were negative and only after she started dating the guy from Switzerland did she test positive. My guess is she caught it from him.

This was terribly sad news, but it is unfortunately part of life over here. She took it better than I expected her to, but she was upset, as you would expect.

Most of the girls who have tested HIV+ for us are usually found the very next day working in the same place we found them. We’ll often see them walking with customers, hand and hand, but I don’t dare say anything to the guy. It is not my place. He is a  grown man who knows the risks and if he makes the wrong decision and catches HIV himself, he should have known better. It would also turn into a fight between the girl and I as she would see that as me taking away her money. And the last thing I want is an HIV+ girl violently attacking me.

Since you can pay off many doctors to stamp a positive test as a negative test here 500 baht, I have made it a habit to be in the room for the results. The down side of this is that I am there when the girls are told of their HIV+ status. That also means I am there to watch them fall apart or go right back to work as if nothing happened. Whatever their reaction, I don’t enjoy watching it.

While staying in Thailand I have known girls who have been killed, girls who are missing, girls who were sold into slavery, girls who escaped slavery, and a good handful of girls who are HIV positive. I see a girl almost daily who is slowly dying of AIDS, still making a poor attempt at selling her skeleton frame of a body, wearing full length shirts and pants to cover the lesions on her skin. Somehow, she is still able to turn tricks.

I also know a girl named Gale who knows she is HIV+ and continues to fuck her clients without condoms. All the girls in her bar know about it, as does the mamasan. She brags about it and says that she does not like the feel of condoms and what will happen will happen. Gale has an abortion every couple months. The bar owner, mamasan and the girls at the bar say nothing. I see her walking with men all the time and all I can think to myself is, “be smart brother, be smart.” Then I think about all the dirty holes I have recklessly thrown my cock into and wondered how many guys have thought the same as they see me walking by with a girl they know.

For as much fun as we have on the road shooting girls and living out all our wildest dreams, moments like really bring you back to reality for a short period of time and allows you to think with your big head instead of your small one.

I don’t know if Noi will take medicine or not for the virus. Many of the girls here don’t. But that is not something that concerns any of us. That is her choice. But what should concern those of you visiting Thailand and pulling girls from the bar is… will you be the one taking Noi back to your room?

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Dave’s Busty Thai Girl

29 May 2006 by dwb

Today I got an e-mail from Dave, a good friend and fellow Heathen.

“This is the girl I have been telling you about. The one with the incredible tits who demands I fuck her ass and cum inside it!”

I had no idea what he was talking about because this is his normal banter, but this time he was kind and attached a photo of “the girl” he has been talking about.

Nice tits indeed!

A little about Dave:

Dave lives in Thailand and bones 2 – 3 girls every day, 365 days out of the year. To say he is a sex addict would be an understatement. Dave is beyond that and has transcended into a level of depravity that makes even me blush like a choir boy. Dave has no boundaries and no limits. Girls, boys, ladyboys… it’s all the same to Dave.

Everything Dave does revolves around sex and he discusses it in military style language. If he has eaten Viagra and heading off to Soi 6 to bang several girls back to back, he is going to the “front line” and is expecting to “take heavy fire.”

Sometimes Dave calls me for “back up” or calls several of us for “reinforcements.”

Most of the time he has sex without condoms and “goes commando.” If he does wear a condom and it breaks, or if any of his reinforcements condoms break during “battle,” they have “taking causalities.”

If wounded “soldier” catches an STD, he is awarded the “Purple Dick.”If you live to tell about it, that is the highest honor you can receive.

Dave has re-named various parts of Thailand’s infamous red light districts as the following.

Soi 6 = Fire Base Foxtrot
Soi 7 = Fire Base Charlie
Soi 8 = Fire Base Crossfire
Walking Street = Ho Chi Minh Trail
Nana Plaza = Camp Nana
Patpong = Camp Ladyboy
Soi Cowboy = Thunder Road

Dave also named a shit load of little streets and brothels all over the country but I can’t keep up with all of the names.

The better the whore monger you are, the more “combat experience” you have. The amount of times you have gone to battle would be your “tours of duty.”

In certain places, such as the slums of Phnom Penh, Cambodia, where hardly any foreigners have gone to screw whores there, would get classified as a “special ops mission.” Sometimes he even names those missions.

Dave is a lunatic, but he’s fun as hell.

With that said, Dave is about to start a blog of his exploits. Should be an interesting one to say the least. Somehow I got off track with this post, I only wanted to comment on the tits… nice rack! I love busty Thai girls.

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Thai Muslim Whore

28 May 2006 by dwb

This one takes the cake. I’m hanging out on Soi Muslim (where all the Arabs hang out) this morning around 7:30am after a scene, and looking for a thick girl with some fat tits to nail before I go to bed. That’s when I found this girl. Thick as a milk shake with a pretty face and a fat ass.

Rare for an Asian girl, but not rare for this area of town as the Arabs love girls with meat on their bones.

I make my move totally unprepared for what is about to happen.

Me: Hey, where you go?

Her: I look man.

Me: Look at me please… I’m a man, looking for lady.

Her: Where you from?

Me: America.

Her: Infidel. I don’t boom boom Infidels.

Me: Are you shitting me? You’re Thai.

Her: I am Muslim woman now. You are Infidel. Bye.

At this moment I was completely blown away over what had just happened to me. I was determined at this point to bang this girl, what ever the cost.

Me: Wait wait, wait… I want speak to you about Islam.

Her: OK, what you speak?

Me: How much for you to fuck an Infidel?

Her: Can not.

Me: How much Arab man pay to you for short time?

Her: 400 baht.

Me: How about I pay you 2000 baht and I don’t put a Jihad on you.

Her: Huh?

Me: 2000 baht and no holy war.

Her: Mai kow jai. (I don’t understand)

Me: 2000 baht, you boom boom with Infidel. I can tip you with a goat.

Her: Mai kow jai. (I don’t understand)

Me: 2000 baht.

Her: OK, where you stay?

Me: Somewhere that does not allow Arabs.

Her: OK, we go.

And we were off. I won the battle… but lost the war. This bitch would not blow me or jerk me off. She wanted to lay on the bed while I banged her quickly to cum.

Her: Why you move like snake?

Me: Shut up, I’m trying to cum!

And I did, but I had to think about horrible, horrible things in order to get off. I came hard, paid her 2000 baht, and put a Jihad on her anyway.

This whore deserves to fuck Arabs.

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Rest In Peace

27 May 2006 by dwb

I was going to post this the other night when I found it, but thought it may bring bad luck.

Seems they have already dug shallow graves for Mr. Kincade and I along side Beach Road at the entrance of Walking Street.

Not sure what we did exactly, but rumor has it this has something to do with John’s cat and his blog.

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What The Fuck A Go-Go

26 May 2006 by dwb

I was trolling behind Walking Street looking for a cutie to empty my sperm into when I noticed this on the door of one of the Go-Go I frequent.

I’ve been in here 100 times but never seen this until today. My guess is that I’ve never seen this because when you go at night there are always doormen out front opening and closing the door for you.

 

 

 

For Safety Of All

* No Video
* No Photo’s
* No Drugs
* No Lady’s Under 20
* No Guns

Smile Be Happy

What the fuck is going on here?

Lets break this down play by play…

* No Video & No Photo’s
I am a pornographer and a whore monger extreme. At any given moment I have some device on me to capture an event whether it be a terrorist attack on Soi Muslim, bar girl brawl, or my cock shoved into a hole it should not be in. To deny me of this right breaks my heart. I mean, how much fun can you really have if you can document it?

* No Drugs
Considering this is Pattaya, Thailand and 98% of their staff is on drugs, and has yaa-baa and ecstasy in their purse, this rule is just plain fucking stupid. Add that to the fact that 1/4 the guys in there are lit on something and you have yourself one stupid rule. Can you please define what you consider a drug? Is Viagra a drug, because if so you may as well shut the doors and kick out all the 60+ year old men in there with little girls on their laps.

* No Lady’s Under 20
As if I even need to get into this one, but the irony is… this is one of the ONLY bars in town that actually has girls who are underage! Yes, believe it! Most of girls here are not too shy to tell you they are 16 and 17 years old, yet the bar boasts no lady’s under 20. Give me a break. Just say nothing, don’t give me your shit about no lady’s under 20. Even if they were all 18 (and many of them are), the fact you say not under 20 is a wood killer. Who want’s to come to Thailand to bang a 20 year old when you can have one who just turned 18? Get with the program! And where is your icon? You have icons for the other rules but not this one? How about a pacifier or a lollipop in a circle with a line through it? Both great icons.

* No Guns
This is not Cambodia but Thai people are known to carry a gun from time to time. Unlike parts of Cambodia where you may encounter a sign on a door that reads, “NO GUNS, NO EXPLOSIVES, NO GRENADES,” Thailand does not have a huge problem with it. Regardless, what fun is South East Asia if you can’t carry a gun and a camera?

I was once caught in the middle of a back alley shoot out in Bogota, Colombia and to this day wish I would of had my camera phone to document it. That is one of those stories your friends just don’t believe without proof. Considering this Go-Go bar is located in the heart of Dirka-Dirka-ville (Muslim area), a camera is a good thing to have when Achmed decides to claim his 70 virgins in paradise.

* Smile And Be Happy
Go fuck yourself. I would be happy if you would allow me to enter your establishment armed with both my camera and a gun. Be true to yourself, admit your pimping kids and admit they are all hooked on drugs. Your dancers all have camera phones inside the bar and some of them probably have guns. Why you busting my balls? I just want to take photos of 18 year old whores smoking weed out of the barrel of my gun.

Is that too much to ask?

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John T Bone’s pussy

25 May 2006 by dwb

I’m not sure what is going on over John T Bone’s place but his cat is looking rough.

Maybe he has cat AIDS or something.

Down to his last life.

Strung out on catnip and abused by ladyboys.

Dying of feline cancer.

Hasn’t slept for days.

Ran out of money to finish his kitty porn movies and is stressing out.

What ever it is… I don’t want to get any on me.

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Yaa sniffing whore

24 May 2006 by dwb

We shot a crazy bitch today who would not stop sniffing one of those menthol things. “yaa-dom” is what they call it. I don’t know if that’s the right way to spell it, but that is how it’s pronounced.

What a pain in the ass this whore was. She would not put on the clothes I set out for her because she simply did not like the colors.

The shoes were “too tall” for her, the shirt “too tight,” Kincades cock as “too big,” the lights were “too hot”… non fucking stop bitching from this dirt bag street whore.

At least we got the job done and she left with a cunt full of spunk.

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The Porno Cat

22 May 2006 by dwb

I got a phone call this morning from John T Bone asking me in a serious voice to build a blog for his cat.

HIS FUCKING STRAY CAT!!!!

I hung up on him.

“Tiddles” is his name and John has apparently been teaching him how to shoot and direct.

Not that it’s a hard job, but word has it the cat is hot shit with a serious attitude.

The cat has left Johns apartment twice and ended up down the street at my door. I hate cats and never take him inside my place when he shows up, but I’m thinking he followed the sent of the Brazilian boys to my place. Or maybe he is just wanted to sneak onto my set and get some pussy in the bathroom. Anything is possible

Hmmm. Maybe I should build him a blog. The industry is full ass hats, why not add a porno cat to the mix? Couldn’t hurt.

I’m losing my mind.

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Thai teen Mam

19 May 2006 by dwb

Mam is a hot little 18 year old Thai teen who has been living with me on and off for a few weeks.

We’ve been taking a lot of photos of her, having some fun and thinking about building a site just for her.

We’ll see how things pan out, but for now we’re having good times and I’m getting to fill her little fuck box full of baby juice every night.

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Thailand snuff video

16 May 2006 by dwb

I almost filmed my first snuff scene last night when this girl almost died from a heart condition.

Kincade was in her ass and drilling it pretty hard when her ticker just gave out on her and she could not breath. She collapsed. We stopped, my assistant gave her water and stayed with her for a while until she came back around. She was hyperventilating and holding her chest while it was pounding very hard. It was really scary.

She told us about some heart condition she has and hasn’t taken her medicine for a few days now. Smart move, whore.

Today’s lunch time discussion was about what we would have done with her body if she would have kicked the bucket right there.

The options we came up with are as follows:

[a] We dress her and let her have an accidental fall from the 7th story floor I am on. Police come, she was drunk, fell off… typical day in Thailand. No investigation.

[b] We wrap her in plastic, put her in the trunk of a car, which is lined in plastic, and toss her roadside somewhere along the beach. The cops would think it was just another dead hooker and there would be no investigation. This is Thailand, that is how it works.

[c] We call the police, explain we are making a porno and Mr. Kincade sodomized her to death. We have the video to prove it was an accident, so we would beg for mercy and hope for the best. We would probably spend the next 20 years behind bars in a Thai prison.

I’m not going to tell you what we decided, but you can make up your own mind as to what you would do.

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The point of no return

12 May 2006 by dwb

A man can only see so much before he hits the point of no return.

I’m pretty sure I now have reached that point and jumped as far over it as my chunky pale white legs would take me.

There is my life before we shoved two hands and a cock up a ladyboy’s ass, followed by a foot the next day.

And then there is my life after we shoved two hands and a cock up a ladyboy’s ass, followed by a foot the next day.

Anyway… here is May and Jenny.

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Gonorrhea in your ass

05 May 2006 by dwb

Any of you ever had Gonorrhea in your ass?

I did a shoot a few weeks ago and the girl loved to lick ass so much she begged me to let her lick mine. Being the gentleman that I am, I obliged and she buried her tongue up my shit pipe for a solid 5 minutes while she gave me a reach around and jacked me off.

We both got what we wanted so it was a win-win.

Two weeks later I am having the most unusual sensation in my ass. It kind of feels like a menthol / bengay / icy hot / cool mint breeze thing going on up there, but not in a comfortable spring breeze kind of way. It’s actually very uncomfortable and if I sit for a while, it starts to hurt.

Is this a hemorrhoid? Is it Gonorrhea? Or do I have a tape worm who is smoking Kools while I sleep?

And why do black people always smoke Kools & Newports?

All good questions.

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