Sometimes I make porn and stuff. Sometimes I just ramble.
I was told to shut up today by a deaf / mute Thai prostitute. Seriously.
She put her fingers on my lips, squeezing them shut, then used her other hand to motion “no, no, no” with her big finger.
Incredible.
What bothers me the most is, why would she even care? It’s not like she could hear what I was saying. And why in the hell was I trying to talk to her in the first place?
If you haven’t banged a deaf / mute yet, get on it. They make some strange noises.
This is why people are getting bird flu.
Call it a hunch, but you should not eat anything that looks like this, has been sitting on a street stall all day, on top of dead frogs, and still has its head attached.
Just sayin’.
How hungry would you have to be to much on these?
Well, if you’re Thai, you may eat these disgusting things like us westerners eat popcorn. But why don’t they just eat popcorn? There is simply no reason, other than you are starving to death, for you to eat any of these.
And yes, I know a scorpion isn’t a “bug” so don’t start.
I’ve known a Thai girl named Fon for a few years and I knew she went to Singapore to work at a hotel, but she came home early. I never knew the real story until last night.
Fon and I have been friends for a while and apparently she has not told anyone what happened and has kept it all bottled up for a long time now. She spent the night with me last night and after a few drinks, she felt comfortable enough to let it all out on me.
Fon was promised a well paying job in Singapore working at a hotel because her English skills are very good and she was willing to travel. When I heard about this I had a bad feeling about it and warned her to make sure that the people she is going to work for were good people and not in the business of trafficking women. Of course she did zero research and left for Singapore.
Upon arrival, Fon was sent to a hotel where they took all of her belongings and rushed her to the street where she was to stand with 100’s of other girls (Geylang) and wait for Johns to pick them up and take them to a cheap sex hotel.
She told them that there was a mistake and that she was not there not be a prostitute. They told her they paid a lot of money for her and that the boss spent money on her plane ticket, visa and hotel room. It was all to be paid back within the first 3 days.
In order to pay this money back, she had to fuck 80 (yes, 80) men for free and her boss would take all of the money. After that, she would then get a couple of bucks per fuck but she would then have to pay that for the room cost and for food.
Fon was trapped in a hellish cycle, forced to have sex as many as 30 times in one day with only 2 – 3 hours of sleep per night. This went on for a month until she met a customer who had a heart and wanted to help her out of the mess she was in.
The customer was able to sneak Fon to the Thai embassy where they helped her get back to Thailand.
Fon was in tears by the end of telling me all of this. She had gone into great detail about how the men would abuse her and sometimes she was forced into having sex with 4 – 5 men at a time and sometimes with boys as young as 12 years old.
She was beaten, starved, and forced to sleep in a filthy room with as many as 20 other girls. This is how she lived for a month.
I sat with her and let her cry on my shoulder for 2 hours until the sun came up.
What do you say to someone after hearing this? I chose to say nothing and just listened to her until she could not speak another word. Today I am still at a loss for words. She is sleeping on my couch as I write this. I don’t think I have ever felt so bad for someone in my life.
We took this Christmas photo just for you.
It was shot a few minutes before we shot the first ever Ladyboy bukkake scene. That’s right, each and every one of these sexy ladyboys dropped their load on the face of one lucky ladyboy, the one sitting in the very middle of it all.
13 ladyboys in all.
Of course, it didn’t go down as smooth as we would have liked it to, but we did get a scene out of it.
Merry Christmas!
Chest Full Of Latinas is yet another Latin release from Third World Media, but this one features, you guessed it… big tits!
You’d have to be a communist to not like this movie. Seriously.
I shot a few of the scenes in Colombia and the rest were shot in Brazil by someone else.
All of the girls are winners in the big natural tit category. The girl in the middle, you know… the one with the big tits, spent a few nights with me in Bogota and let me use her as a cum dump. It didn’t take me long to cum when I was watching those big floppy tits bounce everywhere. And did I mention those massive floppies are filled with milk? Yummy.
Pretty Little Latinas 33 was shot in both Colombia and Brazil, but I only shot the Colombian scenes and none of my girls made the cover.
I haven’t seen the final movie yet, but I know the scenes I shot for it are fun and hot. There is a blond in the movie that we shot in a short-time fuck hotel, and right after the shoot the police showed up.
The security of the hotel was cool and told us the police were alerted to “suspicious activity” taking place there and was searching all the rented rooms. We flipped the guy a few bucks to tell the police our room was empty, and that is exactly what he did.
There were a few of us in there, but we turned off the lights and group fucked in the dark until we got the “all clear” signal.
This is a man made pussy.
Now poke your eyes out and just maybe you can forget what you have seen here.
Or… get on a plane and fly 24 hours to bang out a hot post-op ladyboy.
Sorry.
Transsexuals often take hormones and this can cause them to have soft cocks. Normally that is not an issue, but when you’re shooting porn, you need a hard cock.
It’s a good thing we have Hicks around to fluff them.
This pic is a snapshot of Hicks doing what he does best. But in this case, nothing was going to get this little ladyboy hard. She was the little ladyboy who thought she could.
She flat out lied to me about being able to get hard and had nothing but a limp baby dick the entire time. It was a wasted time and wasted money, as I make it a point to sell ladyboy porn where all of the ladyboys have hard cocks.
At least Hicks got to suck some dick. After this shoot we went to see King Kong. Made me forget all about limp ladyboy cocks for 3 hours.
As predicted, things got way out of hand over here. Hicks was skull fucked by a Ladyboy tonight. I’m not sure where to go from here.
You never know what is going to happen on a shoot. Usually they go somewhat as planned. Sometimes they don’t. And sometimes you are given little gifts that make it all worthwhile.
Today I was given a small gift.
We were filming a ladyboy bukkake scene (the first ever I believe) and I took my eye off the camera and scene for just a moment to make sure I was not going to step on something I didn’t want to step on, and I saw what you see in the photo.
This was totally unexpected and the last time I saw him, he was fully dressed in the other room.
Good laughs.
What a night last night. I had two Thai hookers sucking me off in the blow job bar and drained every drop of nut from my balls. It was incredible.
After the BJs, we headed to Nana Plaza where we met a ladyboy named Nadia who has a 10 inch cock. For a Brazilian that may be the norm but for an Asian transsexual, it is just insane. It is bat shit crazy. Notice there are 4 hands on it and the head still pops out of the top! And yes, both the small ladyboy and the guy took it in the ass until they bled.
It is true that we learn something new every day.
Today I learned that when shemales take hormones, they can produce milk from their tits just like a genetically born woman.
My simple meat and potatoes mind is having a hard time digesting this one.
Ok, so it’s true. I have fallen in love with a ladyboy and her name is Eye.
It was love at first site.
And once she wrapped her warm lips around my throbbing cock, I was shouting out my ATM pin number.
She had me at “Sawadee Kha” and now she will be adding me to her list of boyfriends who send her money every month via Western Union, but she says I’m her number one boyfriend, and I believe her.
From this day forward, Hicks will be known as “Hurricane Hicks.”
Then gave him a slogan… “Hurricane Hicks, Suckin’ Dicks!”
Then he then punched me in the eye and now it’s almost swollen shut. Yea, really.
So as I sit here and type with one good eye, I thought I would post a photo from today.
Why is it so difficult to find a big hard cock in this business? When your looking for new guys, 99% of them won’t even show up to meet you after you waste your time talking to them for weeks. Then, out of the guys who do show up, lets say 10 guys, maybe 2 of them can get the job done. And that is a big maybe.
I’ve never understood why guys can’t get wood on sets. I know seasoned male strippers who can get wood on command during private parties in front of a room full of ugly white trash women, but put them in front of a camera and it’s limp dick city. A crane could not life their useless cocks.
I have wasted more time dealing with wanna be porn studs than I have with anything else. I mean a true waste of time. Who would of thought that the most difficult part of making porn was finding guys with hard dicks to perform? I’ve said it once and I’ve said it a hundred times, without a solid male performer you don’t have shit. Find a good male fuck monkey and 90% of your worries are over.
I went to LA over the weekend to meet up with Third World Media regarding some internet projects and found myself in a peep show booth on my last night at 12am somewhere in Hollywood.
I had a small argument with my traveling partner and went out for a drive. A peep show found me.
So here I am in this stroke booth, watching some great POV Latin scene, pants around my ankles but not on the ground because I don’t want some other dudes cum on my jeans, cock is in hand, and I’m jacking it like my life depended on it.
It was perfect timing when I blew my load because the POV guy shot his at the same time. Yet another reason I love POV videos. I can be that dude. I love it! Simple but brilliant concept. Big thanks to whoever came up with this.
I’m now dressed and back in the mini van rental where I start thinking about a trip to New Jersey with one of my buddies. We went out drinking and, well, he drank and I watched because one of us had to drive. So this guy gets shit faced drunk and while we are on the way back to the hotel we spot a peep show and he wants to stop. We go in, he goes off to do his thing in a booth.
10 minutes later I heard someone fall and make a lot noise. I’m up front with the clerk and it was loud so we both head to the back to see what was going on. Inside my gut I knew it was my friend, but I had to see for myself.
Low and behold we go to the booth (the kind with no door) to find my friend PASSED OUT COLD with his pants around his ankles laying on the floor. A peep show booth floor. Guys… you know what I mean when I say that is the last place on earth you want to fall down. The clerk asks if he was my friend and like a fool I say yes so he kicks us out and threatens to call the police. Not only did I have to pick his sorry ass up off the floor, I had to pull his pants up and take his cum covered body to the car. Un-fucking-real.
It was one of the worst nights in the history of bad nights. In retrospect I should have left his drunk ass for the cops.
I later somewhat got him back when I vomited about 10 times in his new car from mixing my liquors, but that is another story saved for another time. And for the record, we have officially voted that the worst job on the planet is the guy who mops the cum covered floors of these filthy places.
You know you have hit rock bottom when your cleaning up another mans spunk for a living. If that is what you do for a living, you need to aim a little higher. Your job sucks. I’d still kick it with ya, but you have the worst job in the world.
This is a great pic. I’m not sure where it hangs or who took it but I want to thank John for sending it to me today.
* They left out the #1 and #2 thing that an older man can give a schoolgirl: LOTS OF CASH and the best 3 minutes of his life! 
When I was a kid we had mutha fuckin’ HALLOWEEN! Not this softcore shit that they are pushing today. In my neighborhood the kids only have TWO HOURS to get the job done. ONLY TWO HOURS for Halloween!!! What is this? What can you do in 2 hours?
To add fuel to the fire, it was from 5pm to 7pm. Who the hell trick-or-treats when the sun is still up? And I live in a safe upper-scale neighborhood, I can’t imagine what’s going on in the hood.
We would head out in full costume at sundown and be heathens, stealing candy, kicking in pumpkins and burning down scarecrows until at least 11pm. Sometimes until 2am. Every year, no exceptions. Halloween did not end until one of us was injured or the police were cruising the neighborhood running everyone home. Now they get 2 lousy hours. That is just sad. They should cancel Halloween if they are going to make it so lame that it is not memorable. Kids are supposed to play hard, get dirty, run wild and scream on this night. It’s the one night of the year kids are given a pass to be… KIDS.
Today the kids are too protected. These kids will grow up to be pussies and spoiled brats. Let them get dirty. Let them get hurt and break bones. That’s part of growing up and learning how to deal with things. Let them get into trouble, it teaches them lessons. You can’t even give your kid a good old fashion ass whipping anymore without fear for legal action. Truly unreal. I will tell you here and now that if… and that’s a big IF… I ever reproduce *gulp*, I will raise my child in a country where children can still be children and not treated like china dolls. They are kids for Christ sake, let them be. Let them enjoy their youth and break a few bones along the way… it’s good for them.
Male Talent aka “Fuck Monkeys”
I’m in the US now and hunting for some new guys to take to Thailand with me to bang girls and ladyboys. I have a few lined up but that is not what prompted me to post this. I need a few more.
I placed ads all over the local yahoo groups, Craig’s List and a few other sites that cater to the local sex scene. I gave very strict instructions as to what I was looking for and how to respond. One of the lines said “DO NOT REPLY WITHOUT A RECENT FULL NUDE PHOTO (not just your cock) OR WITHOUT LISTING YOUR AGE” and I go on to say how if you do the opposite of this, I will not even reply, blah, blah, blah and that there are no exceptions to this rule.
A few weeks have gone by and I have had close to 100 guys e-mail me. FOUR of them responded correctly. The other 96 either did not send photos, or sent me photos of their pathetic erect cocks and no mention of age.
Of course I did not reply to the idiots for some simple reason: If you can’t follow your FIRST simple instruction, I’m sure as hell not taking you to another country to shoot porn because you will be one of the idiots who get arrested or killed for doing something stupid. People, you are your own worst enemy. Self included.
I’m sure there are a few studs in that bunch but I’m not taking any chances. They had one simple thing they had to do, and the blew it.