Heathens Highway

Sometimes I make porn and stuff. Sometimes I just ramble.

Superfly

17 September 2005 by dwb

After having such a bad run of luck with the T-girls, we took a couple of days off and did some sight seeing. We wanted to get as far away from city people and chaos as possible, so after 5 military check-points and a few hours of driving, we were deep into the mountains in a sleepy mountain town that was freezing cold and drizzling rain. Cobble stone roads, small buildings and no white people. It was perfect.

We picked up some new threads today to blend in with the locals. Now we are so fly we can’t keep the mountain bitches off of us.

Bad Ass Kincade is too sexy for this.

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Colombian Transsexuals

15 September 2005 by dwb

If you have ever worked with T-Girls before, you may think many of them are a pain in the ass. Trust me, you do not know what a pain in the ass is until you have tried to work with a Colombian transsexual. There is a reason you see very few Colombian trannies showing up in DVDs and online. The smarter producer bypass these whack jobs and head to Brazil and Argentina, and truth be told, Brazil is full of nut job trannies as well but I’ve never seen anything like the fuck-ups we’ve encountered here.

It took us a long time to find guys insane enough to raw dog these T-Girls and now when I try to make the shoot happen, these fucking hormone unbalanced people go out of their way to mess it all up. I find guys to fuck them, I scout and find the T-girls, I round them all up and get them to the clinic so they can test for HIV (they all pass), and then when it comes time to shoot, they ALL flake in one form or another.

Even scouting them was a hassle. We had a brick thrown at our car, had a knife pulled on us, Kincade got punched. It’s been a cluster fuck just trying to talk to them.

Today was shoot #3 with a T-girl, the first two fell apart when they were a no show. At least this one showed up, but came 3 hours late and forgot her ID. I gave her taxi money (bad idea) to go back to her house and get it and we never saw her again. Her phone was turned off and the taxi money spent. Probably drugs. The crazy thing is that she does have an ID because we saw it when we first met.

It’s a shame I am not able to get these girls shot because some of them are stunning. 100% passable. A few Cuba Libres and you would never know the difference. Hell, even totally sober you probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. They are hot, no doubt about it.

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Latin crack head

11 September 2005 by dwb

You just never know what your going to find walking along the streets in Colombia in the middle of the night.

This naked crack head was just walking around as if everything was normal. Though, looking back, perhaps everything was normal and we were the ones out of place. Now that I think about it, we should have shot this cracked out whore just for the sake of… shit, I dunno, for the sake of shooting something fucked up.

Wait, is she naked?

Hey baby, how much for a blow job?

On second though, this was probably a very bad area for us to be roaming around in. We’re probably lucky we were not robbed, killed or kidnapped.

A naked crack head Bigfoot?

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As you sit in the comforts of your room, maybe even thinking about the homeless people or crack heads where you live, can you think of any reason why this nut job would not only be naked, but so fucking dirty on top of it? I bet she hasn’t worn clothes in months. How can you just walk the streets naked and dirty like this in any country? How do you just lay down naked on the street and go to sleep? Madness. Makes you wonder what’s going through her mind, if anything at all.

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Bogota street justice

08 September 2005 by dwb

What a freakin’ night. As I walk out of the hotel Sand is getting robbed by 3 guys right on the street about 100 feet from the hotel door. He yells for me and the guys run when they see me coming. Not that I’m a scary dude but because the odds were no longer in their favor and they risk at least one of them being caught or hurt. Without even thinking if these guys had weapons or not and forgetting I’m in Colombia, I foolishly sprinted to his aid but two of them ran away as I charged, but one poor fucker was slow and we chased down and fucked him up.

While in Sao Paulo 2 years ago I met a guy who trained Military Police and other law officers hand to hand combat. He taught me a few simple moves to lock a person up by his wrist and arm, pin him down and keep him from moving. He made me do it over and over and over so I would never forget it and tonight, two years later I used it on this guy while Sand beat the living dog piss out of him for 3 or 4 minutes until the policia showed up. The whole time Sand is yelling for me to break his arm, and caught in the moment, I put all my weight on his wrist that was bent back to break it, but it wouldn’t fucking break! This dude is superman or something. Sand is BEATING HIS ASS and I’m trying to break his arm with all my might and the guy is just taking it all. Jacked up on some drug I’m sure, but fuck, his arm should still break.

The police arrive.

They cuffed this scum bag while I had him pinned and all the while Sand kept punching him in the face and the police did nothing to stop it. Finally, after wearing down, Sand takes a break and the cops toss the guy up against a wall, hands cuffed behind his back, and sit him up. They then take their night stick and stick it to his throat and start choking the guy! So here we are, right in the middle of Bogota, watching police choking a guy to death! Then, out of nowhere, the other cop starts kicking the guy in the face while the other cop is choking him! WHAT THE FUCK!

The dirt bag just starts to drift to sleep and they stop. They’ve done this before it seems. They choke him to the point of passing out and then stop. Then kick his ass some more before tossing him in the back of a police pick-up truck.

Sand walk up again while the guy is in the back of the truck and started nailing him some more while the cops did nothing. This poor guy literally got the living shit beat out of him.

The police let us go to the station with them to file the paperwork and we got to ride in the truck with the criminal while the cops still smacked him around a bit and Sand took a few cheap shots along the way.

We filed the papers and then the cops wanted to know what I thought about Michael Jackson, Katrina and Colombian women. Huh?

We took them out to a 24 hour chicken joint and got the skinny on some more quality whore houses in town. They also told us that if I would of snapped his arm the way I had him pinned, I would of spent AT LEAST 4 months in jail here. Shit. Thank God that guys arm didn’t break then. Talk about a uber backfire.

Word to the wise, don’t get caught robbing anyone in Bogota and don’t break any bones of the guy who is robbing you. Let the police do it for you.

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Bogota’s baddest bitches

07 September 2005 by dwb

Its raining here in Bogotá and it’s COLD. Bogotá is a mountain city and its always a little cool here but tonight is like December in Ohio cold. It’s freezing, I shit you not.

Anyhoo… we hooked up with a friend of Sands who is a local TV producer and he took us around tonight to some upscale private whore houses. Here the girls dress in nice dresses and it is not open to the public. He got us in and my eyes fell out of my head withing 30 seconds of walking in the door.

If you can, picture a Miss Universe contest where the most beautiful women on the earth are there. Now picture them Latin with long black hair and beautiful skin. Now picture them all staring at YOU wanting you and coming up to you, rubbing your cock outside your pants and whispering something in Spanish in your ear. They could of been telling me I was a fat, balding hunk of shit but it sounded so sexy I almost blew a load in my pants with each whisper.

These were top Colombian models and TV actresses who turn tricks with the wealthy for big bucks. $500+ USD and up was the price for ONE HOUR with these girls. Yes, they were that hot. Lucky for me I didn’t have $500 at the time because I may of been dumb enough to spend it. That is a huge leap from the normal $35 for an hour to nail normal Colombian girls in some of the locals whore houses.

We were asking some of them about making a video and the lowest price we got was… get this… $5000.00 USD. Yes, thats 5 grand!!!! Fuck me. That is just insane. But they were THAT hot. Do you remember the models with retards? Well, those chicks are not fit to wipe the asses of these chicks. Yes, that hot. I’ve never seen women so beautiful in all my life.

Like poor ass punks, none of us did anything with the girls and left with throbbing hard-ons. I’m sure Kincade is rubbing one off right now in his room as I type this. Actually, that just made me think. I should get a spy cam and stream it from his room every night just to show you guys how this guy likes to dry hump his pillow. OK, I’m getting off topic.

I have a shoot in the morning with a pretty girl with huge tits so I’m off to count Colombia sheep. I bet even the sheep are hot here. Uno, dos, tres, quatro . . . zzzzzzzzzzz

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Say What?

06 September 2005 by dwb

As we move to another city to track down a few guys who will bareback trannies in the ass, I find myself saying things that shock me as they leave my lips.

Let me share my top 10 favorites:

1. “I don’t have time to hang out in a strip club, I’m only here for the trannies. The women can wait.”

2. “No hookers for anyone until we find a pretty tranny with a working cock.”

3. “Do you want the tranny to cum in your ass or on your face?”

4. “Kincade, please don’t go and get drunk right now, I’m going to need your hard dick in a few hours.”

5. “Yes, I do think your pretty but I need to find some transsexuals first. Do you know any?”

6. “I swear I’m not gay or bi, its all for work. Honestly. Stop laughing. Hey, where are you going? I like girls. I love girls. OK… bye. I understand.”

7. “Sand, I need your hard cock over here right now. Rapido por favor!”

8. “Where are all the trannies? No? Donde esta la transvesties?”

9. (to hotel security) “Is it OK to bring girls to the room? Great… how about transsexuals? No? OK… bye.”

10. “I don’t ask for much. All I need is 10 shemales who can get hard and cum. Oh, and they have to be passable and be willing to take an HIV test and bareback on video.”

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Caverject – OMG

04 September 2005 by dwb

While picking up some “Postnior2” pills for a girl that Kincade shot his load in by mistake, we saw Caverject sitting there in the pharmacy fridge. It was cheap so we flipped for who was going to test it out. Of course Kincade lost and was the poor fucker to try out this erection shot. Truth be told, there was NO WAY I would of done this even if I would of lost the coin toss.

Sand was loving this a little too much.

Can't imagine what is going through his head right now.

The fact that a perfectly good cock, and I don’t mean that in a gay way, is about to be injected with this stuff to make it even harder, boggles the mind. But hey, that’s how you gotta roll when you’re driving on Heathens Highway.

Fuuuuuuuuck!

That's right... stick it all the way in! LOLOLOL

Ta-daa! Wood that could cut wood. Brilliant!

How many chucks could Kincade's wood chuck if a...

From what I’ve heard a lot of guys back in LA are using this shit to keep their cocks hard on the set. Why? If you ask me, if you NEED this to get wood, you don’t need to be in the business.

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More Fresh Meat

01 September 2005 by dwb

Here are a few new girls that Kincade and Sand have torn apart. A few of them were cute and great to work with. I’ll always shoot a “cute” or average looking girl if she is willing to do extra like anal or take on 2 guys, so that may explain 1 or 2 of these.

Great creampie girl! Loves it in her ass!

Later, the girl with the blond curly hair (below) tried to cause problems for us by having some cartel boy meet with us so he could get in on the action and get a piece of whatever porno pie I was going to make. We figured that was a bad idea and split town.

Shaloby This bitch is bad news.

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Fuckin’ Kincade

31 August 2005 by dwb

All is well on this beautiful night until this tool wants to toss a beer can out of the window of the taxi. I personally hate litter bugs and apparently so do the Colombian police because they pulled us over at 2am and we all pointed them right to Kincade. “He did it!”

Got him!

They searched the entire car, looked at all my gear and even picked up the mini DV tapes of the days shoots but didn’t know what they were so they just cuffed Kincade as we laughed at him. I paid the cops $5 to let me take some pics, they were happy to ham it up for me.

Heheh. Dumb ass.

Kincade spent a day in the can until we went through the SLOW process of bailing him out. It cost $250 total which is nothing compared to the horrible night he spent in a Colombian jail cell. Serves him right.

Away he goes...

So Kincade, tell us what it’s like on the inside of a Colombian jail. LOL Next time aim for the litter can, ya jack ass.

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The Donkey Fucker

29 August 2005 by dwb

As promised, here are some pics of Donkey Fucker #1. The O.G. of Donkey Fuckers. Coma burra numbro uno. “Fucking Rad” are the only words that comes to mind when describing the O.G. of Donkey fuckers.

The Donkey Fucker

Seriously, this guy was so creepy and bad ass at the same time, I wanted to put him on the payroll. He belongs with us. I’m gonna keep him for as long as he’s willing to stay. Any man who will raw dog a donkey is OK in my book. My gut instinct says you could trust a guy like this.

Criminals

He's getting wood...

The guy is Epic.

These guys came to worship The Donkey Fucker. I don’t blame them. If it wasn’t such a common thing in this area of Colombia, I’m sure they would come by the 1000s to get a glimpse of this madness.

Worshipers

Many of you have friends who do dumb shit. Maybe one of them can drink a bucket of beer through his nose or something, and maybe one is a good fighter or can break down a car engine in record time. But nobody holds a candle to a grown man who repeatedly fucks baby donkeys with a smile on his face. I think this is even discussed in the Bible somewhere. Look it up.

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Kincade has The Squirts!

27 August 2005 by dwb

As I type this, Kincade sits on the shitter with brown water spewing from both ends. It’s not pretty. Poor guy drank the water or something and is now paying the cost. We had to scrap a shoot last night when it started. About 12 minutes into the scene and he gets up and makes a full sprint to the bathroom where Exorcist style vomiting took place out of both holes. It was epic.

Needless to say, I feel sorry for the fella so I’m going to post a few photos from the shoot a few days ago when we was in better health.

Latina Facial

Latina Facial

Latina Creampie!

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Latina Cleavage

25 August 2005 by dwb

If any of you have been to a Latin country, or maybe even live in an area that is thick with Latinas, you will know that the women LOVE to show off their cleavage. To the point that it’s unhealthy. To the point that you eye ball them thinking of ways to rip their shirts off and get away with it. All day it’s an overkill of boobs coming at you.

Right now, I’m sitting in an internet cafe and the rack on the girl working here is enough to turn a man into a sex offender. Seriously. I’m guessing she is a natural DD and 70% of her tits are showing with monster cleavage. She has on a tight tank top with boobs to just die for. Boobs to KILL FOR! Wars are started over tits like this. Brothers kill brothers over tits like this. And eventually, the end of mankind will come because of boobs like this. And God dammit, if “death by titties” is how I’m going to go, that is a noble death.

I need to get out of here and rub one off. I’ll be back later.

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The Gear

21 August 2005 by dwb

I had a few emails asking what gear I brought with me down here. Being that a lot of what we do is a “hit-and-run” style of shooting, we don’t really travel with big light kits or other things that a lot of the “pros” use in Los Angeles or elsewhere in the porno world.

I’m not a big “tech” guy, I just know what works for me, and this is what I have with me on this trip:

* 1 Camera back pack (holds all my cams but small enough to be considered a carry-on on the plane)

* 1 Sony VX2100 video camera

* 1 Nikon D70 photo camera (with several memory cards)

* 1 Nikon Speed Flash

* 1 big ass, heavy HP laptop

* Balls – If you’re afraid of traveling to or making porno in places like this, stay home.

We try to do as much shooting as we can by natural sunlight but if we can’t, we’ll hit the local hardware store and build a portable bootleg light kit. If you find yourself in need of a bootleg light kit, just be sure to get “daylight” bulbs. Look for bulbs that say things like daylight, natural sunlight or sun. Then set your white balance in your camera and you should be good to go for hit-and-run shoots.

Yes, there are probably better ways to do this but this system works for us. We’re not shooting for Playboy and prefer to focus on Amateur girls, so this gets us by just fine.

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