Worse than 9-11
by dwb
Like the rest of the world, I have been watching CNN and all they are talking about (when they are not discussing the pedo John Marc Karr from Thailand) is how this latest foiled terror plot would have been worse than 9-11.
Then I laugh and head for the DVD shelf and pull out Team America.
Team America fans may recall the following quotes:
Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that’s…
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
And my favorite:
Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356.
Chris: My God, that’s… I don’t even know what that is!
Kim Jong Il: Nobody does!
Every time I hear them talking about the attack would have been worse than 9-11, I can’t help but laugh and watch Team America one more time.
Fuck ya!