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by dwbThe old city of Cartagena, Colombia.
This guitar player knows just about every song ever recorded. Good stuff.
Sometimes I make porn and stuff. Sometimes I just ramble.
The old city of Cartagena, Colombia.
This guitar player knows just about every song ever recorded. Good stuff.
You can’t make stuff like this up and I’m happy to have been able to catch a photo of the elusive Colombian Fedex truck.
This is my warning to Third World Media. When the tapes I send you don’t make it, now you know why.
By now you should know that if Kincade is to befriend anyone, it would be the club owners aka the guys with the drinks.
While I’m busy trying to organize the girls so I can take photos of them in a manner that I will remember who the hell they are, Kincade is trying to out drink the local drunk. Kincade won. Then he waltz into the bathroom on occasion, pulls his elephant cock out and has the girl suck on it for a minute or two. He wins again. Then walks back out and heads right back to the bar.
Enough about him. Lets talk about the guy who looks like the Colombian Terminator in the photo above. He’s going to help bang the girls and maybe a few shemales. He’s a cool cat but he speaks ZERO English. He wears his sunglasses at night and takes his shirt off while he dances. The girls seem to love him. He starts working with us in a few days.
This photo doesn’t really do it justice, but it may start to shed some light on what was going on.
Hola Amigos!
Well, we made it in after missing our first flight out of CVG (Cincinnati) and we’re in a net cafe totally pooped from last night. It was the best “first night” I’ve ever spent anywhere, and that’s saying a lot.
It was bananas. We shut a club down to meet girls and had about 50 or 60 (all whores) show up to get naked and do some test shots for us. I figured the best way to get the party started was to have the locals spread the word before we got there that there was going to be a big party with FREE DRINKS, but the catch is all the girls have to at least test shoot for the movies. We were taking their photos in the bathroom while the party raged around us. Good times and lots of titties!
I ended up spending around $1000 USD on the party but we now have plenty of chicks to choose from, lots of numbers and I personally stuck my cock in 16 different girls last night (4 orgasms) while in the bathroom. Kincade had at least 30 sets of lips on his cock. I love this country! We also had two dudes with big ass machine guns guarding the place to keep the local guys out. So imagine, it’s me, Kincade, a few of my Colombian make friends and 50 – 60 drunk Colombian hookers from the barrio. You do the math. It was worth every penny.
Just in case you’re wondering why we didn’t do them all, as that is exactly what I would be thinking if I was reading this, was because 1/2 of them were split or had such a strong foul order coming from their hooch that I didn’t want it anywhere near me. I’m sure you can understand.
Mmmmmmm. Yummy barrio girls. Rather than try to shoot the “hottest” model types, we prefer to shoot real girls, normal chicks and girls you’d never kick out of bed. They are a hell of a lot easier to work with than whores who think they’re somebody.