Funny Things Whores Say – 1
by dwb
Inspired by Mike’s (MikeSouth.com) Stripper Quote Of the Day, I would like to start a new section here called, Funny Things Whores Say.
Since I am in Thailand where the girls generally speak piss poor English, it should be a fun place to begin.
Tonight I was on a Baht bus (small pick-up truck used as a taxi) with a Thai hooker and she was telling me how she takes good care of her body.
“I no like drink or smoke. I only like smoke big cigar with no fire too much.”
Translated: I do not drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes, but I like to suck big fat cocks as often as possible.