Vietnam is hot as hell
by dwb
Yesterday, the heat index it was 119 degrees. For normal guys like you and me, that is fucking hot.
Seriously, it’s not even funny how hot it was, but I’m going to make a few bad jokes about it anyway.
One could say that the heat burns worse than a bad case of gonorrhea.
Or that it is hotter than a set of rims and a Nelly concert.
Others may say that you could fry an egg on the sidewalk or simply that it is a scorcher.
I prefer “hot as hell.” This would be the most accurate of them all.