Sometimes I make porn and stuff. Sometimes I just ramble.
I’m not sure what is going on over John T Bone’s place but his cat is looking rough.
Maybe he has cat AIDS or something.
Down to his last life.
Strung out on catnip and abused by ladyboys.
Dying of feline cancer.
Hasn’t slept for days.
Ran out of money to finish his kitty porn movies and is stressing out.
What ever it is… I don’t want to get any on me.
I got a phone call this morning from John T Bone asking me in a serious voice to build a blog for his cat.
HIS FUCKING STRAY CAT!!!!
I hung up on him.
“Tiddles” is his name and John has apparently been teaching him how to shoot and direct.
Not that it’s a hard job, but word has it the cat is hot shit with a serious attitude.
The cat has left Johns apartment twice and ended up down the street at my door. I hate cats and never take him inside my place when he shows up, but I’m thinking he followed the sent of the Brazilian boys to my place. Or maybe he is just wanted to sneak onto my set and get some pussy in the bathroom. Anything is possible
Hmmm. Maybe I should build him a blog. The industry is full ass hats, why not add a porno cat to the mix? Couldn’t hurt.
I’m losing my mind.