07 October 2005
by dwb
I’m watching TV tonight desperately trying to find ANYTHING worth watching on the 400+ channels I have, when I stop to watch one of the newer Girls Gone Wild commercials. What is up with these whores?
This time they are one some island but they are also searching for new girls to be on the island and compete for something. Not sure what, but it looks degrading. Yea, I know, pot meet kettle, but these are not dirty hookers. They are also in the clubs having girls do push ups on the floor and comment that she is doing the push ups in vomit before showing her tits. I’ve done a lot of bad things to girls, but never anything like that. Yuk. Have a little pride for fucks sake. Everyone fucks, but who does push-ups in other peoples vomit?
That’s when it hit me.
These are the stupidest, desperate for attention whores I have ever seen. The dumb fucking sluts are showing their tits, doing push ups in vomit and making complete asses of themselves. At least porn chicks get PAID for sucking dicks and taking loads in the ass. That is respectable. You can respect hookers and strippers because they are making good money doing what it is they do. But these ignorant drunk sluts are just showing it off for what? A t-shirt? Maybe a few bucks but God damn… everyone including their father is going to see this shit late night on TV. “Is that my baby girl doing push ups in vomit?”
The guy who made this is a genius (and a rapist/asshole/tax evader apparently) but the drunk whores they get to flash the tits need to have a foot put in their ass. If any girlfriend of mine ever came home from a club to tell me she flashed her tits (for free) to some camera crew, I would kick her out of the house immediately and burn her belongings in the street. If you know one of these dumb whores who have flashed their tits for free or have done push ups in vomit, please do the same. They may not be “dirty whores” but they are the dumbest whores I’ve ever seen.
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Categories: Thinking Out Loud, What The Fuck, Whores
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Tags: Party, USA, What The Fuck, Whores
01 August 2005
by dwb
By now you should know that if Kincade is to befriend anyone, it would be the club owners aka the guys with the drinks.
While I’m busy trying to organize the girls so I can take photos of them in a manner that I will remember who the hell they are, Kincade is trying to out drink the local drunk. Kincade won. Then he waltz into the bathroom on occasion, pulls his elephant cock out and has the girl suck on it for a minute or two. He wins again. Then walks back out and heads right back to the bar.
Enough about him. Lets talk about the guy who looks like the Colombian Terminator in the photo above. He’s going to help bang the girls and maybe a few shemales. He’s a cool cat but he speaks ZERO English. He wears his sunglasses at night and takes his shirt off while he dances. The girls seem to love him. He starts working with us in a few days.
This photo doesn’t really do it justice, but it may start to shed some light on what was going on.
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Categories: Colombia, On The Road
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Tags: Cartagena, Colombia, Party
31 July 2005
by dwb
Hola Amigos!
Well, we made it in after missing our first flight out of CVG (Cincinnati) and we’re in a net cafe totally pooped from last night. It was the best “first night” I’ve ever spent anywhere, and that’s saying a lot.
It was bananas. We shut a club down to meet girls and had about 50 or 60 (all whores) show up to get naked and do some test shots for us. I figured the best way to get the party started was to have the locals spread the word before we got there that there was going to be a big party with FREE DRINKS, but the catch is all the girls have to at least test shoot for the movies. We were taking their photos in the bathroom while the party raged around us. Good times and lots of titties!
I ended up spending around $1000 USD on the party but we now have plenty of chicks to choose from, lots of numbers and I personally stuck my cock in 16 different girls last night (4 orgasms) while in the bathroom. Kincade had at least 30 sets of lips on his cock. I love this country! We also had two dudes with big ass machine guns guarding the place to keep the local guys out. So imagine, it’s me, Kincade, a few of my Colombian make friends and 50 – 60 drunk Colombian hookers from the barrio. You do the math. It was worth every penny.
Just in case you’re wondering why we didn’t do them all, as that is exactly what I would be thinking if I was reading this, was because 1/2 of them were split or had such a strong foul order coming from their hooch that I didn’t want it anywhere near me. I’m sure you can understand.
Mmmmmmm. Yummy barrio girls. 
Rather than try to shoot the “hottest” model types, we prefer to shoot real girls, normal chicks and girls you’d never kick out of bed. They are a hell of a lot easier to work with than whores who think they’re somebody.
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Categories: Colombia, On The Road
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Tags: Cartagena, Colombia, Party, Whores