White Pimps
by dwb
White men should not be allowed to attempt to dress like a black pimp, or act like one. In doing so they completely insult The Game and all the real pimps who pimp for a living, and not just dress like one for a party.
NEW RULE:
If you are white, you are not allowed to dress and/or act like a pimp unless you have done at least two of the following:
[ ] You really are a pimp and currently own or have at one time owned a stable of hoes who sell/sold their body for you and gave you at least 1/2 of their money.
[ ] You have ever put a single bitch on the Ho Stroll.
[ ] You have back handed a bitch, followed by the statement, “Bitch, where’s my money?”
[ ] You own a Cadillac, a pimp cane, a pair of either lime green, pink or yellow Gator shoes AND have at least $1000 USD cash in your pocket right now.
[ ] You currently own and operate or have done so in the past, an escort agency.
[ ] You have been arrested at least once for Promoting Prostitution.
Unless two of these apply to you, it is from this day forward illegal for a white man, especially an adult webmaster, to pretend to be a pimp or think he IS a pimp.