Sometimes I make porn and stuff. Sometimes I just ramble.
I took a healthy shit today, stood up to wipe my ass and low and behold I had a toilet full of bloody poo!!! WTF!?!
This was a first, so I’m a little freaked out and have been surfing the web looking for answers all night. I guess I’m going to go to the hospital tomorrow and get checked out.
Just thought you would all like to know.
And for the record, contrary to popular belief, nothing has been inserted into my ass. So please spare me the wise ass comments. Thanks.
Do you ever have those days where you feel like you are face down in the sand, covered in cream, getting ass raped by a large brown dog wearing a funny hat, while all your friends are laughing and cheering on the dog?
I feel like that today.
Well, minus the funny hat part.
I slept like shit due to some bad food I ate late last night that kept me on the shitter puking out of both ends. Erg. I need to work today but my asshole is singing a different song. I’m sure this is all just Karma for the gay movie I shot last week.
Hell is… getting raped by a big brown dog while your friends rejoice.