AVN vs Thailand
by dwb
After reading review after review on AVN regarding movies shot in Thailand, one thing I noticed was a common thread among them all. Regardless of the reviewer, regardless of if it was a good or bad movie, regardless of how many A’s they gave it, regardless of the director or company, almost every single one of them felt compelled to make a comment about the Thai girls being prostitutes. They just had to throw in that they were working girls, or it was just another days work for them.
Well, there is one exception and it was Hustler, time and time again. Not a single word was written about the Thai girls Hustler has shot in Thailand. It’s not really shocking as Hustler drops quite a but of cashola into AVN for ads. However, Hustler’s Asian Fever movies, shot in Thailand (with the exception of the last one which was pretty damn good), are among the worst movies to ever come out of Asia. I have actually fallen asleep watching Asian Fever and they are totally impossible to masturbate to. I’m a fan of many of the Hustler lines, just not what they shoot in Thailand. However, this is not a “pick on Hustler” post so I will get back to the issue at hand, AVN vs Thailand.
So why do they take their stabs at the Thai girls in every movie except Hustler’s movies?
Well, besides the fact that the girls are all hookers, you have to stop and wonder why the wouldn’t just say they are amateur or first time girls. After all, that is what they say about white girls, Latin girls and black girls if it was shot in LA, South America or Europe.
And what about the models in LA, Europe or South America who make porn and are also prostitutes? Many of them escort and sell their pussy off camera, yet they are “stars,” “models,” “actresses,” and “talent.” And lets not forget that EVERY girl who ever stepped in front of a lens, in any country, did fact get paid for her services. So why are the Thai girls getting singled out? Make no mistake about it, a large majority of the girls in the porn industry are in fact hookers, so what’s the difference?
But don’t take my word for it, here are some quotes I pulled off the reviews:
Black Thai Affair
Reviewed by: Mike Albo
Review: “The girls are all of the Thai hooker variety: not too toned, not too enthusiastic and not all that clean looking.”
Asian Insemination
Reviewed by Bradley Milton
Review: “Truthfully, it wouldn’t be too far off the mark to suggest that Pornero’s performers are hookers.”
Fresh Thai Cream Pies 2
Reviewed by Darklady
Review: “If the women portrayed here are any kind of representative sample, pierced tongues and eyebrows are all the rage among Thailand’s Pattaya bar girls. This surprisingly and sometimes almost disturbingly arousing release introduces five young working girls who take their job seriously. Retailing: More an attraction for admirers of Thai sex workers, with the cream pies as a kind of bonus.”
Bangkok Suckee Fuckee
Reviewed by Bradley Milton
Review: “The sex is pretty good, but it sometimes appears as if the girls are street pros servicing this crazy Yank with a video camera.”
Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 4
Reviewed by Darklady
Review: “When shopping for a porn friendly Thai prostitute, there’s no knowing what to expect until show time. Retailing: For those seeking a grittier, sex-for-sale experience.”
Black Cock in Bangkok
Reviewed by Nelson X
Review: “Although it’s obvious the Thai girls in this release aren’t strangers to the concept of money for sex, they do appear to be genuinely timid about doing it for the cameras.”
Teeny Thais 2
Reviewed by Marc Star
Review: “The footage in Teeny Thais 2 may have been imported from Thailand, or these girls are either first or second-generation immigrants. Either way, they’re authentic Thai girls – some of who have the detached interest of Thai street hookers.”
Babes in Thailand 3somes
Reviewed by Guy Norhinf
Review: “With one of the more basic, simple titles in recent porn history, Babes in Thailand 3somes shows off 10 regional cuties in prostitute-style hotel-room sex.”
Asian Street Hookers 43
Reviewed by Nick Strauss
Review: “With the exception of Jade, all the girls in the title might actually be Thai street hookers, which isn’t much of a selling point either. The entire production has that taint of an illegal and unregulated sex industry that our adult entertainment biz strives to steer clear of.”
Asia Bootleg 4
Reviewed by Marc Star
Review: “These girls are pros. In fact, they may be too pro, because they just don’t seem to get any pleasure out of having sex. Decent enough considering it’s just another day’s work for these girls.”
Of course there are more, but I lost interest after looking at all of these ridiculous comments.
Did someone in charge at AVN get a bad case of the drippy dick while on a sexcapade in Bangkok? Or did he wake up after a night of drunken debauchery only to find out that his girl can piss standing up and that he in fact had been fucking Ladyboy ass all night?
If anyone has the answer to why AVN has a hard on for Thai whores, I’m all ears. Otherwise I’m going to place my money on a drippy dick / Ladyboy combo.
Oh, and a personal note to the AVN reviewers… you suck. Seriously.
I have been on a long needed mini-vacation, but reality struck me hard on my first day back on the grind when I rolled into Thailand to find that several of my DVDs are being bootlegged on the streets. 
God damn this place! As if it’s not difficult enough, now I have to explain to the girls why their movies are selling in their country, after I told them it never would.
I took these photos last year with my friend Bin while we traveled up north around the Thai / Burmese border.
So does anyone know of any long neck brothels in Burma? Sorry, I mean Myanmar. I do, and I’m not sharing.
Happy 2007 everyone!
I have a new Sony VX2100 video camera and I had it in my carry on when I left Thailand the last time. It’s on my person, padded, and protected, what can go wrong?
The inconsiderate monkey who dug into my bag tore it to shreds like a starved animal in search of food. Then he piled it all up and literally jumped in the air to put his weight onto my bag to make it all fit. I shit you not. I heard a “crack” and some other noise and screamed at him, pushing him off my bag. In typical Thai idiot fashion, he laughed and said, “no pom-pem.” He then tore into my second bag. I was considering tearing his throat out but figured his meaningless life was not worth wasting mine.
I was filming Mr. Kincade last year and as we walked past a group of girls I asked them to please not throw water on me because I had my camera. All of them was cool and said OK but was I was passing, this one flea bag whore said, “I don’t care” and dumped an entire bucket of water onto my VX2100 video camera. I don’t recall much after that other than seeing red and wanting to snap her neck. Maybe I did grab her by her neck, I don’t recall now. Have to ask Kincade.
This is the first look at the new Thai Special Forces and Home Guard units that were sent in to bring peace and order to The Kingdom Of Thailand.
So I wake up today to hear that John Mark Karr was captured in Thailand for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey 10 years ago. Not news that surprises me but what did send bumps down my neck is that he was living in The Blooms, which also doubles as a short time hotel for fucking whores. Though I have no idea who this guy is, I am guilty of doing despicable things to Thai prostitutes in this very hotel.
His first night walking back at Nana Plaza he was telling me how good it felt to be back and problem free. About that time some drunken soccer hooligan just walked up and punched him right in the face. (BTW… this is him about to suck a girls nipple inside a bar. Not big deal, but the girl came with her boyfriend who just walked off to the bathroom.)
This pic is him and his pasty white ass humping the pizza delivery girl (from Pizza Company) on my bed. No shit. I ordered pizza, he gets laid.
Yea, I’ve been slacking but I slept with a 19 year old Filipina Virgin last night to make up for it. God bless the Philippines.
My ingrown toenail is back. That was the downer of the week. I think when I get back to the USA I’m going to bite the bullet and have it cut out for good. The entire nail gone. I have endured pain like a person should never have to endure with this nail getting clipped in Colombia twice and Thailand four times… no numbing, just some girl in a salon with clippers and my puss filled toe… and yet here it is again.
I’d pay good money to hit that again.
At about 4am this morning I was stuck under a ledge outside of a 7-11 while it was raining sideways. It just so happened that also stuck with me was 6 bar girls who were all getting on a little digital scale to see how many kilos they weigh. It only costs 1 baht (less than 3 cents) to do this and it occupies the whores.
My apartment in Thailand is nice. Ocean view, daily maid service, modern furnished room, swimming pool, and so on. My maid knocks on the door every day around 2pm. If I ignore her she will come in and see I am there and she’ll ask if I want her to clean to the room. Most days I will get out of bed and tell her only to give me clean towels.
I was on my motorbike tonight and heading to Walking Street when I was forced to slow down due to a huge bus full of Indians blocking the street. As I came to a crawl “Cujo” the rabid soi dog came running at me full speed and tried to take a bite of my leg.
Without question teens win this one. A MILF can be sexy with a set of big floppy tits and a fat ass, but when your looking at a little spinner bouncing on your cock with little A or B cups and a bald beaver… that was what Willis was talkin’ ’bout. Firm bodies, tight stomachs, perky little tits, fresh faces, and bubble butts. I’m sporting about 92% wood right now just thinking about it.
Unbeknown to me, you know who read my blog to Jenny today.
Jenny is John’s right hand she-man, weekend lover, fill in stunt cock and muse.
Today I started shooting some make-up scenes for a gay movie I made and 2 of the scenes did not turn out as wanted. I was supposed to shoot with Allan, one of the Brazilian boys, but he was unable to shoot and I had no choice but to use another Thai boy.
Last night I was going to work with a girl who I have shot several times before. She may be one of, if not the sweetest girl I have met in Thailand.
Today I got an e-mail from Dave, a good friend and fellow Heathen.
I was trolling behind Walking Street looking for a cutie to empty my sperm into when I noticed this on the door of one of the Go-Go I frequent.
Mam is a hot little 18 year old Thai teen who has been living with me on and off for a few weeks.