Virgins & Big Toes
by dwb
Yea, I’ve been slacking but I slept with a 19 year old Filipina Virgin last night to make up for it. God bless the Philippines.
Anyhoo… lots has been going on since I was attacked by a soi dog. The FBI started doing 2257 record inspections and so far 3 DVD companies have been inspected. From what I hear all passed but we both know that all it’s going to take is one company to not have to together and it’s going to be a feeding frenzy.
I’m confident I would be OK during an inspection, but how nervous would that be to have the FBI in your home or office looking through your shit?
Another soi dog rolled into town and has been spreading his seed across the Kingdom. Jimmy is in town and it’s been two years since he was here. He deserves his own post so I will get to that soon. Stand by for his story.
My ingrown toenail is back. That was the downer of the week. I think when I get back to the USA I’m going to bite the bullet and have it cut out for good. The entire nail gone. I have endured pain like a person should never have to endure with this nail getting clipped in Colombia twice and Thailand four times… no numbing, just some girl in a salon with clippers and my puss filled toe… and yet here it is again.
At this point it may hurt less to just get the toe amputated.
“But then you can’t walk” is what you are saying now, but since I’m on it let me tell you a story about the last time I slept with a virgin.
I lost my virginity to my high school sweetheart and she was missing her big toe. Apparently her father was cutting the grass on his riding lawn mower and had her in his lap. Well, she fall off and her little leg went under the mower and somehow only her big toe was cut off. Truly a miracle. She walks fine and has perfect balance so the myth about losing your balance without a big toe is busted. My God was that girl sexy with a huge set of milky tits that were way too big for her age. Good times. 
I’d pay good money to hit that again.
That is probably a lot of info for you to process so I will leave you alone for a bit to figure it all out. I’m going to bed to dream about sleeping with virgins with big tits, but I will probably end up having nightmares about giant big toes. I hate when I have that dream.