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How many Kilos?

26 June 2006 by dwb

At about 4am this morning I was stuck under a ledge outside of a 7-11 while it was raining sideways. It just so happened that also stuck with me was 6 bar girls who were all getting on a little digital scale to see how many kilos they weigh. It only costs 1 baht (less than 3 cents) to do this and it occupies the whores.

I’m watching these fuck pigs giggle and try to guess the others weight. Being bored out of my skull I jumped in and asked them how many kilos they thought I weighed. A few giggles and then the guesses started… 98, 102, 105, 95, 100 and 99.

All wrong.

I know this because I was on the scale last night, but I felt like fucking with these girls because anyone who has spent any amount of time here knows how much Thai people LOVE to gamble.

I asked them if they wanted to put money on it and without a seconds thought they all said yes. After some hustling, I was able to get them up to 400 baht (about $10 USD) each, which is a chunk of change for a fat bar girl. The deal was that if any of them guessed my weight, I would pay them 400 baht each. However, if they were all wrong, they would all pay me 400 baht. It was a deal.

We all got out our money and let a moto bike taxi driver hold it. That was a stupid thing to do but it was raining so hard I had doubts that he would run with it, and he didn’t. But he was equally curious to see how much this fat falang weighed.

I asked them again, one at a time, how much they thought I weighed.

98… 102… 105… 95… 100 and 99, they said.

I didn’t have change on me so one of the pigs paid for for the scale. They all started pushing me to get on the scale so I stepped on it. The scale sang it’s little song and displayed “107.5 Kilos” in a bright red digital font. Booyah! I win. I may be a pig myself, but to beat a Thai girl in any game is a great accomplishment.

The girls piss and moan but the taxi driver hands me the money and I walk away just as the rain is letting up. I was able to get around 20 feet down the sidewalk when I see a girl I just had to short-time. So right in front of the losers, I told this girl I wanted to take her to a short-time room and to bring her friend. I’d would pay them each 1000 baht if they fucked me and each other. Deal. You know the rest of that story.

To recap… I won a bet, fucked two girls, watched a lesbian show and still had 400 baht in my pocket. Tonight was a good night.

I think I found a new hustle in the Land Of Smiles. I’m going to start hanging out around town at all the baht scales and hustle drunk bitches for my time money. So if you see a chubby white guy always hanging out at the scales… that’s me. Come up and place your bet.

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Teens, MILFs and Super Whores

22 June 2006 by dwb

I had a good day today and didn’t even have to scream or abuse any Thai people. Baby steps.

Anyhoo… I have three types of women that flip my trigger and cause me to act stupidly without thought or any regard to life or limb.

* Not in order of importance *

1) MILFS: (Mom I’d Like to Fuck) sexy moms around 28 years and older.

2) Teens: 18 – 19 years old. Young, fit girls with tight bodies and very little experience.

3) Super Whores: A girl of any age who will do just about anything, at any time, with no questions asked.

Please humor me while I discuss the pros and cons of each, then you can discuss amongst yourself.

Eye Candy

Without question teens win this one. A MILF can be sexy with a set of big floppy tits and a fat ass, but when your looking at a little spinner bouncing on your cock with little A or B cups and a bald beaver… that was what Willis was talkin’ ’bout. Firm bodies, tight stomachs, perky little tits, fresh faces, and bubble butts. I’m sporting about 92% wood right now just thinking about it.

Super whores can sometimes be good eye candy because they know how to dress to kill. That is a job requirement of a super whore. They also know how to flaunt it in the sack to turn you on. Another job requirement. It is as if their only purpose on this planet is to milk the cum out of cocks.

MILFs are sexy and sometimes when I am craving fat tits, they are also good eye candy, but when it comes to eye cancy, nothing beats a young girl fresh out of high school. Nothing.

Sexual Performance, Technique and Skill

Super whores and MILFs run neck and neck on this one. Both are experienced in the sack and most of them really enjoy fucking. However, a super whore may beat out the MILF in the long run because she is… a super whore and possesses super powers.

Teens do not generally rank here. She may have power like the energizer bunny but that is as good as it gets. At such a young age they are usually insecure and unsure of their bodies, and most of them don’t yet know exactly how to please themselves.

Of course the exception to this rule is teens who were sexually abused and used a lot growing up. These teens are generally better fucks than the average teen, but still not up to par with a super whore or a MILF.

Some of the best sex I’ve had sas been with MILFs and super whores. Most of my girlfriends have been super whores because that is what I’m usually attracted to. If they are bi-polar, that is a bonus. I like the rush I guess. What does that say about me?

Though, I have to admit, as I get older I am steering clear of super whores for anything other than a short-time fuck in a cheap hotel.

But today, someone flipped the script.

Today I fucked a girl who has only been 18 for a few weeks and she fucked me within an inch of my life with the same passion, vigor and determination as any super whore or MILF could ever have. I was blown away with this little girl. She was a teenage super whore (TSW). Probably abused as a kid, but she was a bigger slut than the abused girls usually are. It was mind blowing how amazing this TSW was.

She is in my bed sleeping as I type this and I would like to add that she is sucking her thumb. Yea, really. I think I’m getting married. In the words of the great poet David Coverdale, “Here we go again.”

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Whores Disease

04 April 2006 by dwb

Many men are under the impression that you can turn a ho into a housewife. Well, I’m here to break it to you that you can’t. Don’t even try.

Don’t make them your girlfriend, don’t buy them gifts, don’t tell them that you love them and most of all DON’T fall in love with them!

A woman makes a choice in life to sell her pussy or to not sell her pussy. To sell her pussy with a goal, such as to buy a new car, is much more noble that just being a whore with no goal or direction. I have respect for girls who sell pussy and have a goal. Once they achieve this goal, they no longer sell their pussy. It is a means to an end.

But we all know these types can be counted on one hand. And I’m talking about all the whores in the world. Strippers are the same way. How many of them really put themselves through college? I know of one, and I’ve known 100s of strippers.

Once that woman makes the choice to cash in on the gold that sits between her legs, and does so without a goal or a plan, you can write her off. There is usually no turning back. There is no un-doing the whore. Once you are a whore, you are infected with whores disease and you are trapped in the cycle of making large sums of money and spending it just as quickly as you make it.

See a new pair of shoes… that’s only 1 trick and you can buy them. To pay your rent you only need to pull 6 tricks. You need a quick $200, call Chris your regular customer who is goo-goo over you, he’ll see you tonight.

That is how a whores mind is programmed. Once a woman thinks like this… there is no return. This is reality regardless if you want to believe it or not.

Last night I was talking to a whore I know here in Thailand. A very pretty whore worthy of being a girlfriend to some sucker from another country. She is now pregnant but not showing, and claims the boyfriend knocked her up. Not a client.

But does a whore really know who knocked her up?

I know 2 guys who dumped loads into her the same time she got knocked up, not including me.  One of the times is on video. I told her that I wanted to see her soon and she tells me it has to be this month because she is leaving Thailand to marry her boyfriend in Switzerland and have his baby. Little does he know, it could be a heathen baby, but that is now the boyfriends problem. He trusted a whore with no goals.

This is typical whore behavior. No respect for anyone, including themselves. This is what whores do. They whore.

I have countless stories like this. Whore from America, Canada, Germany, Italy, Thailand, Cuba, Venezuela, Colombia, Spain and even a few whores from Russia. Each as scandalous as the next. Whores are whores around the globe regardless of color, education or nationality.

So if your one of those guys thinking you can change your whore by taking her out of the game and give her a better life. Wake up and smell my cum… it’s still fresh in her pussy.

You can not change a ho into a housewife. Not today, not tomorrow, not in your lifetime.

Whores do one thing and one thing only… sell pussy! In order to sell pussy you must lie for a living and keep your game face on around the men who pay you and the men you want to attract. Read that part twice and don’t ever forget it. A good whore never removes her game face, even when she is around you.

This may sounds like an anti-whore rant but it is not. I love whores. God and Buddha bless them all. Each and every one of them. Just don’t fall for their shit.

A working girl or not, we are all paying for pussy in one way or another. You take your date out and try to impress her for what? To get in her pants. You buy bitches drinks at the clubs for what? To get them drunk so you can have a better chance to fuck them. Add all that shit up and you may as well get a professional to do the job. At least then you know for a fact you are getting laid when you use a whore. That is her job. She has but one service.

And no matter what you do, always remember… You are not paying for sex. You are paying to say goodbye.

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Taco Bell ass wiper

18 February 2006 by dwb

We were at Taco Bell tonight, eating healthy like we always do, and this old guy walks up to us and comments on how cold it was.

He looked like he could be homeless, insane at the very least. Whatever he was, he was one of “those” guys.

We acknowledge his comment with a friendly nod and he starts to walk away, ripping a very loud, wet fart as he does. It stops him dead in his tracks.

So there we are waiting on our food, and this guy who just sharted, walks up to the counter, grabs some napkins and wipes his shitty ass right there in front of everyone. He looks at the napkin, sees the shit, then tosses it in the trash bin. Fucking nasty ass old crazy fuck.

I don’t know which is more disturbing, the fact that he just shit himself and wiped his ass in front of everyone, or the fact that nobody seemed to care that he did.

Speaking of nasty fucks, I have been staying at a crack motel. I have been there a week now and I have yet to have my room cleaned, get a new towl or a new roll of toilet paper. The room is complete with full, beat up 1960’s decor. It makes want to hit the pipe and bang street whores. I don’t actually smoke crack, but I will fuck whores in this motel, no doubt about it.

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Pretty Little Latinas 34

13 February 2006 by dwb

And yet another DVD hits the streets. This one was also shot in Colombia last year, with a bonus scene from a bad ass girl from Brazil.

Pretty Little Latinas 34

There is a girl in this DVD named Shalaby, who is married, works in a brothel, and tells her husband that she is going to school, so he sends her money to do so. That guy is going to beat her scandalous ass if he ever sees this scene.

Another one of the girls in the movie has a boyfriend who is a policeman.

Both of them had zero problems taking raw cock and pussies full of cum.

God bless whores.

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Hateful ex-girlfriends

04 February 2006 by dwb

These are hateful things that evil women like to say after a breakup:

1) By the way… I have herpes.
2) I’m pregnant with your child!
3) You never made be cum, I faked every orgasm.
4) My new boyfriend makes me cum harder that I ever have in my life.

And these are the ones that I could care less about:

3) You never made be cum, I faked every orgasm.
4) My new boyfriend makes me cum harder that I ever have in my life.

Because to be honest, I could care less if the whore got off or not. I got mine and that’s pretty much all that matters.

But number 2 is the funniest one in the event you have had a vasectomy and she doesn’t know about it. A friend of mine had that happen to him.

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My brazilian whore

28 January 2006 by dwb

Today I found another old photo on my computer that made me laugh. I’ll share the story with you because it’s a funny one.

I was in Brazil with a couple of world class whore mongers two years ago and we ended up in the north in a place called Itapua, which is near Salvador. We were chilling out on the beach one day, drinking up a storm, soaking in the sun and flirting with the girls as they walked by. All locals. We were the only tourists on this beach. It was great.

The girl in the photo was hanging out with us and eventually we ended up back in my room and my raw cock inside of her. Every time she made me cum, she would get me hard again, then get me off, again. She literally drained my balls for two days. We ordered room service when we got hungry, and fucked until we could not fuck anymore. It was glorious.

My Portuguese is limited so I really didn’t know what she was going on about once she started speaking quickly, but on day three, she wanted to go out that night, and that was fine with me. To be honest, I couldn’t fuck anymore.

That night we go out and she keeps trying to take us somewhere in this little town. One road led to another and we ended up in a fairly slummy part of town. Having already been mugged in this town, I was little uneasy, but went along like a moron anyway.

As we got closer, I noticed we were walking up to a whore house. A big one. It had two floors, loud music and photos all over the outside to showcase the girls inside. My girl runs up to the front and points to the largest photo in the group, it is her.

Shit.

My girl, the one I had been raw dogging for two days straight, was the main whore in the entire whore house. She had the biggest photo outside and was apparently the star attraction.

If you’ve ever had one of those “what the fuck have I done” moments, then you know exactly what was going through my head. I had been banging the biggest whore in the entire city without a rubber.

I guess I met her during a holiday, because I never saw her again after that night. All I have to remember her by is this photo, a receipt for Cipro and Zithromax, and the fond memory of drippy dick.

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A great Thai whore

17 January 2006 by dwb

I was looking through old folders on my computer today and I came across this Thai whore.

Ae was one of the first scenes we shot in Thailand years back and to this day is one of my favorite whores.

After we shot her, she was so horny that she wanted every single one of us to fuck her until she got off.

There were 4 of us that day… all dropped a load inside her little snatch one after another, some of us dropped a few loads.It was a several hour fuck fest and she ended up getting off a few times. The more cum that was dumped inside of her, the harder she would cum. It was hot.

I wish I could give awards to some of these whores, because the good ones deserve to be noticed and praised for their actions, which is usually above and beyond the call of duty.

Buddha bless good whores like Ae. They just don’t sell them like that anymore.

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Stretch Marks

13 October 2005 by dwb

Which way to Vegas? In my down time the past week I’ve been meeting some new potential models. I’m trying to shoot a handful of black girls before I leave for Thailand and as of right now, I’m failing miserably.

Usually it’s 50/50 in regards to the quality of the girls. So far I am at 100% skank. I’d like to meet the person responsible for encouraging these girls to strip, model or sell their ass. They need to be back handed. Not a single girl had a smooth stomach. Even though all of them told me on the phone they were in great shape with no marks, these hoes had stretched out bellies that looked like a road map.

This leads me to my next question. Why do the majority of inner city girls have stomachs like this? Doesn’t anyone teach them how to take care of their bodies when they are pregnant? Are they that ignorant? I’m not just talking about a few marks, I’m talking about a stomach that looks like an alien ripped out of it and attacked the entire family. A true train wreck.

Mothers, for the love of god… please teach your daughters about coco butter.

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Dumb Bitches Gone Wild

07 October 2005 by dwb

I’m watching TV tonight desperately trying to find ANYTHING worth watching on the 400+ channels I have, when I stop to watch one of the newer Girls Gone Wild commercials. What is up with these whores?

This time they are one some island but they are also searching for new girls to be on the island and compete for something. Not sure what, but it looks degrading. Yea, I know, pot meet kettle, but these are not dirty hookers. They are also in the clubs having girls do push ups on the floor and comment that she is doing the push ups in vomit before showing her tits. I’ve done a lot of bad things to girls, but never anything like that. Yuk. Have a little pride for fucks sake. Everyone fucks, but who does push-ups in other peoples vomit?

That’s when it hit me.

These are the stupidest, desperate for attention whores I have ever seen. The dumb fucking sluts are showing their tits, doing push ups in vomit and making complete asses of themselves. At least porn chicks get PAID for sucking dicks and taking loads in the ass. That is respectable. You can respect hookers and strippers because they are making good money doing what it is they do. But these ignorant drunk sluts are just showing it off for what? A t-shirt? Maybe a few bucks but God damn… everyone including their father is going to see this shit late night on TV. “Is that my baby girl doing push ups in vomit?”

The guy who made this is a genius (and a rapist/asshole/tax evader apparently) but the drunk whores they get to flash the tits need to have a foot put in their ass. If any girlfriend of mine ever came home from a club to tell me she flashed her tits (for free) to some camera crew, I would kick her out of the house immediately and burn her belongings in the street. If you know one of these dumb whores who have flashed their tits for free or have done push ups in vomit, please do the same. They may not be “dirty whores” but they are the dumbest whores I’ve ever seen.

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Black girls in the ghetto

04 October 2005 by dwb

It’s been a while since I’ve shot girls in the USA. Most of the time I only work with black models when I’m here because, well, because:

1) They usually work cheap and everyone knows how I love to exploit the black youth of America.

2) I am addicted to those round & brown bubble butts. I think black women are the most beautiful women on earth, but that doesn’t mean I won’t get one over them when it comes to making a profit in this business.

I’m in the country for a month or two and decided to shoot some new girls while I’m in. I’ll post pics of girls as I meet them (if I actually get off my ass to shoot any) but prepare yourself for a laugh. Whenever word is out that I’m hunting new models, the roaches come out of the cracks. If I put the word out, you’re gonna see some serious crack head skanks!!! Hopefully after about 20 broke down, beat up, street walking hookers, I’ll find 4 or 5 stallions that will make the cut.

In the end though, they are all the same. They will come to me dead broke, get paid anywhere from $200 – $500 and within 48 hours they will call me wanting to do another scene because they are broke. I will ask, “what did you do with your money?” and they will reply with something like, “I bought a lot of shoes.” This is why the people in the ghetto stay in the ghetto. They have no concept of a dollar or what to do with it. This doesn’t just apply to people in the hood though, this way of life is a global issue and you’ll find it anywhere you find poverty.

Somewhere during their 8 – 12 years in school, there needs to be a class that teaches children of all color how to responsibly handle money. These kids get out of school and just lose their mind when they get paid. I have a pimp friend who never gives his bitches all their money. I asked him why once and he told me that if he did, the bitches would kill themselves trying to spend the money on drugs or whatever. He said if he gave one of his bitches $500, she would be dead in 2 days. He himself went on to build a small empire only to have it all swept out from under him and locked up for 2 years (and some change) for various charges related to prostitution and promoting prostitution. Damn shame.

I guess you really can’t teach a Sneetch.

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Pretty Little Latinas 32

01 October 2005 by dwb

These guys work fast. I’m just home a few days and still wiping the shit from my pants from the police raid and they sent me the cover already of Pretty Little Latinas 32.

Sweet!

This video line is one of the hottest Latin lines out there IMHO, mostly shot in Brazil until now. We are very happy to be part of this series and take it to new countries.

We’re thinking about hitting Peru next. Gotta consult with Kincade and see what the great Oracle says. Or maybe we’ll just stick to Asia for a while.

This DVD hits the streets in 3 weeks, make sure you pick it up so our arrest was not in vain.

You can order direct by hitting them up here: Third World Media

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Kids pimping kids

21 September 2005 by dwb

Derrick just flew in and we have been on the grind looking for a few DVD “box cover” type girls to shoot. We ended up by mistake in this scary, and I mean SCARY town about an hour or so out of the city where it is 100% black people. I’m talking purple blacks left over from the slave days. It wasn’t scary because it was full of blacks, it was scary because… well, it was dark and you couldn’t see them in the shadows, but you knew they were there looking at us because we were probably the only non-blacks to enter this little town in 50 years. I’d bet most of them have never even seen a white guy, until now.

Then they started surrounding us as if we had fallen from the sky. It was very creepy and a bit scary. As far as we knew, they were cannibals and dinner was just delivered.

We were told about a small bar in town where the whores were so off we went to do what we do. We pulled up to the place and I shit you not the translation of the name meant “The Little Monkeys.” Now, I don’t care who you are, that’s funny. How is anyone going to name a bar in a 100% black town anything to do with monkeys? That’s so wrong you can’t help but laugh. You can bet if there was a white man who came through this town before us, he owns that bar.

Anyhoo… it was time to move on and we got about 10 minutes outside of this little black town and was pulled over by the military police for a random check. Here in Colombia they do this all the time but tonight it was a small unit (10 – 15 guys) with HUGE machine guns, full camouflage outfits and war like face paint. It was very intimidating. This was our 3rd shake down in 3 days so we knew the drill… out of the car slowly, smile, they search you then the car, check your ID and your on the way. Only this time, dip shit Derrick didn’t have any ID on him so you can guess what happened next.

The military police told him it was illegal to travel without it within the country, and it is. They said he had to stay there while I went to get the passport. If I did not come back with it, he was going to jail. Being the smart gringo that I was I tried to bribe the main guy and all hell broke loose as I offended him. We later found out that this hard ass loves his job and has spent the last 17 years (count ‘em) living IN THE JUNGLE fighting militant groups and drug lords. He claims was one of the guys who brought down Pablo Escobar and has also trained in the USA with the Green Berets. 100% total bad ass, and I pissed him off. He could have killed me with his stare alone. In fact, I’d wager a lot of money that this dude could beat the shit out of Chuck Norris with one hand tied behind his back. Yea, he’s that big of a bad ass. At least he looks like one and talks the talk.

So after Sand cooled him down I was off to get the passport and it all worked out fine. 2 hours later we were off to the next town a little shaken from these guys. I don’t frighten easy and I was scared.

Once we got to the next small town we were in search of this Pimp everyone was telling us about. Word on the street is that this cat has the line on all the girls on town and was THE MAN to talk to. After an hour of searching for him, we found him. This “pimp” was only 15 years old and gay. This little boy was a fucking Pimp!!! Unreal. After we confirmed his girls were over the age of 18, I was still a little nervous about dealing with this dude, and went against my gut feeling, and off we went. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Regardless of what he said about his girls being over 18, he took us to meet about 20 girls and all but 2 were underage, some as young as 13. It was sad and heartbreaking to see such young girls for sale. We told him they all needed to be 18 and above, but there is no talking to a pimp of any age it seems. They never listen. Kids pimping kids… what has the world come to?

Apparently this town, which will go unnamed for obvious reasons, is the mecca for child prostitution and a 15 year old gay kid runs it all. Just when you think you have seen and heard it all, something like this comes along and leaves you speechless. When I was 15 I was skateboarding and jacking off in the basement of my parents house while looking at the Sears Catalog bra section. I can’t fathom running whores at that age. So sad.

Knowing the potential for a dangerous situation, we humored the guy for a little while and then went on our way. There are some things I will not be a part of and this is one of them.

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Colombian Transsexuals

15 September 2005 by dwb

If you have ever worked with T-Girls before, you may think many of them are a pain in the ass. Trust me, you do not know what a pain in the ass is until you have tried to work with a Colombian transsexual. There is a reason you see very few Colombian trannies showing up in DVDs and online. The smarter producer bypass these whack jobs and head to Brazil and Argentina, and truth be told, Brazil is full of nut job trannies as well but I’ve never seen anything like the fuck-ups we’ve encountered here.

It took us a long time to find guys insane enough to raw dog these T-Girls and now when I try to make the shoot happen, these fucking hormone unbalanced people go out of their way to mess it all up. I find guys to fuck them, I scout and find the T-girls, I round them all up and get them to the clinic so they can test for HIV (they all pass), and then when it comes time to shoot, they ALL flake in one form or another.

Even scouting them was a hassle. We had a brick thrown at our car, had a knife pulled on us, Kincade got punched. It’s been a cluster fuck just trying to talk to them.

Today was shoot #3 with a T-girl, the first two fell apart when they were a no show. At least this one showed up, but came 3 hours late and forgot her ID. I gave her taxi money (bad idea) to go back to her house and get it and we never saw her again. Her phone was turned off and the taxi money spent. Probably drugs. The crazy thing is that she does have an ID because we saw it when we first met.

It’s a shame I am not able to get these girls shot because some of them are stunning. 100% passable. A few Cuba Libres and you would never know the difference. Hell, even totally sober you probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. They are hot, no doubt about it.

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Bogota’s baddest bitches

07 September 2005 by dwb

Its raining here in Bogotá and it’s COLD. Bogotá is a mountain city and its always a little cool here but tonight is like December in Ohio cold. It’s freezing, I shit you not.

Anyhoo… we hooked up with a friend of Sands who is a local TV producer and he took us around tonight to some upscale private whore houses. Here the girls dress in nice dresses and it is not open to the public. He got us in and my eyes fell out of my head withing 30 seconds of walking in the door.

If you can, picture a Miss Universe contest where the most beautiful women on the earth are there. Now picture them Latin with long black hair and beautiful skin. Now picture them all staring at YOU wanting you and coming up to you, rubbing your cock outside your pants and whispering something in Spanish in your ear. They could of been telling me I was a fat, balding hunk of shit but it sounded so sexy I almost blew a load in my pants with each whisper.

These were top Colombian models and TV actresses who turn tricks with the wealthy for big bucks. $500+ USD and up was the price for ONE HOUR with these girls. Yes, they were that hot. Lucky for me I didn’t have $500 at the time because I may of been dumb enough to spend it. That is a huge leap from the normal $35 for an hour to nail normal Colombian girls in some of the locals whore houses.

We were asking some of them about making a video and the lowest price we got was… get this… $5000.00 USD. Yes, thats 5 grand!!!! Fuck me. That is just insane. But they were THAT hot. Do you remember the models with retards? Well, those chicks are not fit to wipe the asses of these chicks. Yes, that hot. I’ve never seen women so beautiful in all my life.

Like poor ass punks, none of us did anything with the girls and left with throbbing hard-ons. I’m sure Kincade is rubbing one off right now in his room as I type this. Actually, that just made me think. I should get a spy cam and stream it from his room every night just to show you guys how this guy likes to dry hump his pillow. OK, I’m getting off topic.

I have a shoot in the morning with a pretty girl with huge tits so I’m off to count Colombia sheep. I bet even the sheep are hot here. Uno, dos, tres, quatro . . . zzzzzzzzzzz

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More Fresh Meat

01 September 2005 by dwb

Here are a few new girls that Kincade and Sand have torn apart. A few of them were cute and great to work with. I’ll always shoot a “cute” or average looking girl if she is willing to do extra like anal or take on 2 guys, so that may explain 1 or 2 of these.

Great creampie girl! Loves it in her ass!

Later, the girl with the blond curly hair (below) tried to cause problems for us by having some cartel boy meet with us so he could get in on the action and get a piece of whatever porno pie I was going to make. We figured that was a bad idea and split town.

Shaloby This bitch is bad news.

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$300 Colombian Hookers

17 August 2005 by dwb

Yesterday I posted photos of these girls with retarded kids. What I forgot to post is that there was some pimp at the show telling us they will come to your room for $300 (USD) an hour. Being the trick that I am, I took his number and told him I would call him in a few days to line something up.

Which one? In the middle?

It is impossible for me to choose which one (or two) I will fuck. Just look at them!!!! I’m going to tell the pimp that I’ll take the one that will let me blow a load in her pussy and see what he says. I’ll even pay extra for that.

How can you choose?

I’ve let women who don’t look anywhere near as good as these whores ruin my life and try to kill me. The way I see it, I’m drawn to that sort of a woman so I may as well get the most expensive, reckless and hottest one I can find. Right? I mean, look at them. I know they are expensive to “keep” but God damn, it just may be worth it for 6 months or so until you get tired of fucking her.

Peep the one on the far right. OMG!

Wow indeed.

Honestly, if I didn’t have work to do today I’d be shacked up smoking weed and drinking rum with 2 of these hookers right now.

This one may be THE ONE...

Creampie material

I almost feel bad saying this, but if you have a woman at home, stop reading right now and go into the room where she is and punch her right in the mouth. I’m usually not one to condone violence against females (unless they throw first) but I’d just wanna kill myself if I was a chick and got a look at these hookers.

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Alive, but on the run!

11 August 2005 by dwb

Well, my internet never got installed and we ran into some major problems with the local police about the same time the guys shooting down in Brazil did. The two are not related, but I’m taking a break from the city I’m in and moving around for a few weeks to let some things cool off.

However, we did a few shoots over the past couple of days… here are 3 of the girls.

This one loves as much cum in her as you can give her. Cum slut I got a nut in this one too!

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